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What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

Taylor Swift wears granny panties to a concert? EW! EPIC HOT FAIL!

Taylor Swift wears granny panties to a concert? EW! EPIC HOT FAIL!

Dear Taylor Swift, It is with unfortunate regret that I must notify you of your failure. You’re a millionaire. You’re hot. Your music is even tolerable to the point that I would allow a female to play it in my car so long as her head is in the right place. But your little celebrity [...]

This will make Shark Night 3D movie worth watching.

This will make Shark Night 3D movie worth watching.

Imagine you’re watching the Shark Night 3D movie. All cozy in your chair,popping some buttery popcorn, enjoying the amazing 3D effects of modern technology in cinema, and all of a sudden – a giant inflatable shark flies in your face. You. Will. Scream. Pee your pants. Welcome the Air Swimmers. They’re miniature inflatable blimps shaped [...]

her kitchen has a lot of bass

her kitchen has a lot of bass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgJc2Ser6Vo I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. [...]

Lady Gaga fails video

Lady Gaga fails video

She’s awesome in every way, except the part where she has a wenus. Not sure I want to know about Lady Gaga’s wenus, but she apparently puts on a good show and has less balance then I do. I can barely walk without falling due to a lack of balance, but she can’t do a [...]

Party Rock Anthem is the song of summer

Party Rock Anthem is the song of summer

LMFAO Party Rock Anthem is the best summer song since Fresh Prince’s Summertime. In fact, Party Rock Anthem is ten times better because it’s a party song. Not to take away from Summertime, because that’s the best backyard chillout summer song, but when Party Rock comes on at the bar or club, the entire place [...]

Beck E-Pro has me trippin…

Beck E-Pro has me trippin…

Even if you don’t like Beck’s music, you have to admire the beauty in the video. I’m not talking about half nekked girls, but rather a cool display of digital imagery and weirdness that makes you feel like you should be at college on mushrooms in a black light with a bunch of hippies wearing [...]

Girl busted meeting guys on MySpace

Girl busted meeting guys on MySpace

She has the best younger brother ever. He seriously instigates the heck out of her and gives us the best possible commentary.  This is what siblings are really for, to make you go nuts every chance they can when you’re getting lectured by a parent. Sibling power at it’s finest. This guy needs an award! [...]

Hugh Hefner Planked girls, now tables!

Hugh Hefner Planked girls, now tables!

I came downstairs for breakfast and all I got was a planked table. Hugh Hefner needs to up his degree of difficulty and plank on that chandelier or the muff burger of an early 90′s model. Planking on tables is what bored people do at the morgue, but even they have a hot chick under [...]

Epic Whole Foods resignation letter

Epic Whole Foods resignation letter

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Loser guidos in a tornado

Loser guidos in a tornado

Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado. I haven’t ever wanted people to shut the f*ck up so bad. a car to flip over as fast as possible. fake tan losers to kill themselves. the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life. people to choke on tanning spray. light themselves [...]