I have no idea what that weird alien looking Pinata is. I don’t know where it came from. I woke up and it was in my garage. The next thing I know, the neighbors dog is humping it ridiculously, and I had to pry the dog from the alien pinata. I don’t like when dogs [...]

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]

You may have seen TreeMan on the Discovery channel. If not, take a look. His limbs resemble the roots and bark of a tree, hence the name TreeMan. I think he has experience in gardening. I can’t even explain the face of the second person, but I think they put in good face time with [...]

Watching BEEF on the Fuse channel, and it’s talking about the beef between Fifty Cent and Ja Rule and I’ve come to the same conclusion I had years ago – Ja Rule is seriously a f4g. I can’t find a gayer rapper than Ja Rule. Not only that, but he’s about 4 foot 8, looks [...]

Wise words from the midget purple man… “The Internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just [...]

If Laurence Fishburne doesn’t put on the Morpheus glasses at least once, then I’m going to be upset. But not as upset as I am with the Predators. I’m confused about this movie because they’re hunting humans. But didn’t the Predators and humans work together in Alien Vs. Predator? I’m pretty sure they did, but [...]