Chris Johnson signed a four year $53.5 million contract extension with the Tennessee Titans. I was angry with him for a while because I drafted him first in my Fantasy Football league, and if he held out for even a single game, I was going to insult him by trading him for Joe Webb of [...]

And the first thing I think of, which is not one of Steven Seagal’s karate movies, but a memorable quote from 40 Year Old Virgin – is “You know how I know you’re gay?” Here’s what happened. Steven Seagal arrived with a SWAT team to the house of some guy named Jesus Sanchez Llovera because [...]

It’s great to know that all dog owners seriously love their pets. How could you not love this cute little dog in the picture. I’ll tell you how. With a shovel. I would hate this dog too. In fact, the dog grins at you every day because it pooped and peed somewhere in the house, [...]

Warning! If a friend asks you to play a little game of “what’s that smell” then you should probably decline. The best thing you can do at this point is offer to be the host of the game, or bring up the rear. I would vomit everywhere if I just found out I’ve been nostril [...]

Don’t act surprised to hear that a ditzy blond woman drove a Bentley into a Ferrari, Aston Martin, Porsche, and a Mercedes. Obviously she had to do her makeup – look at all the people here, she can’t possibly go without eye liner for five minutes. Are you crazy? NO EYELINER FOR FIVE MINUTES IS [...]

Right click. Save as. Photoshop him onto awesome and funny pictures. Then send me your work to 1215xx {{AT}} gmail [[DOT]] com. Funniest picture may get a prize, as long as there’s a minimum of 15 entries!  

Funny video of  an angry Iraqi man decides he wants to throw his shoes at George Bush. George Bush ducks and the guy misses, but he did have a decent aim on the head of Bush. Then it derails Bush’s talks about some agreements that I didn’t care to read about or listen to, because [...]

Just driving down the street and minding my own business yo. As soon as a friends purchases an Iphone, they immediately become less of a friend. Why? Because they get addicted to Angry Birds. Here’s a newsflash  – get off your cell phone, stop playing handheld games at the bar, and act like you’re out [...]

Ha ha ha and holy sh*t. Some mother from Keystone Heights, Florida, posted the above picture on Facebook and it led to the mother’s arrest. The baby is said to be 11 months, while the mother is 19 years old. I can clearly see that there is no bowl in the bong, which the mother [...]

Wise words from the midget purple man… “The Internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just [...]

Philly. I grew up here. Lived, learned, and loved everything about it. Except one thing. Half of the people here. Why is it that at least half of the people here are d-bags? I get it. You’re huge. But does that mean you have to stand in the entire doorway when someone else is walking [...]