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Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself
Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.
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Still better then waking up to that pig Deena from Jersey Shore
You know how I know you don’t ever get laid, even though you have a rocking bed? You still yell “hi mom” in your YouTube videos, which means you’re living at home in your parents guest room or the bedroom you grew up in, and you’re 30 years old. There is no way the guy [...]
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Steven Seagal brings SWAT tank to kill Roosters!
And the first thing I think of, which is not one of Steven Seagal’s karate movies, but a memorable quote from 40 Year Old Virgin – is “You know how I know you’re gay?” Here’s what happened. Steven Seagal arrived with a SWAT team to the house of some guy named Jesus Sanchez Llovera because [...]
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Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence. I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]
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Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?
Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]
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Epic Horse Fail – I watched this video at least ten times
This is why I don’t work at a farm, because if I did, then I would spend all day trying to make the horse do a front flip. I would do absolutely no work until the stupid horse in the video completed the front flip at least three times and stopped being an epic fail [...]
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Creepy Frankenstein Cat belongs in the Thriller video
My cat does this all the time. She sits there, subconsciously thinking about killing people and bugs, and when something moves (that doesn’t normally move, like a jelly donut), she stands on two back legs while the front legs and face look scared in a hunched over position. Then there’s times where my cat will [...]
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London Riots Video
Sh*t just got real in Tottenham, London. Buildings burning down, citizens throwing things at police, people getting arrested, people breaking store front windows, police and citizens both getting injured. It’s mass chaos over there! London needs to let the army loose and put the city back in control, show the hooligans where their place is, [...]
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WikiLeaks war video
This wikileaks war video is crazy. USA helicopter lays down ground cover for troops on foot. The helicopter takes out insurgents armed with AK-47′s and an RPG. The text on the video states that a few children were injured, which I am not happy to hear about, but why are the so-called insurgents bringing their [...]
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Why am I so turned on right now
Can you guess who this is? Yes, its the fatter more Asian you, without the creepy dogs and weird arms and legs. Strength and beauty are the goals you want to accomplish with this weird workout video, so get your dog, your dogs friends, and open your legs. Then up, squeeeeze and down. Up, squeeze, [...]
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Who said babies can’t be swingers?
Well, more like being swung like a ragdoll in this Russian yoga video. The lady swings her baby like its a toy, and the baby doesn’t even cry. That’s probably because it’s already dead, and dead babies can’t cry! She even twists the arm around like a rubber band. This baby is either dead, fake, [...]
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Chick magnet fail
People like this hairy armed mongoloid seriously creep me out. This guy is more creepy then the freaky bug. I wonder if he lets it climb around on his jock strap. Oh wait. He doesn’t play sports unless it’s bug races in the hallway when his parents let him out of the basement. In all [...]
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Crazy beard man
How is this not the most awesome thing you’ve seen today? It’s 100% pure organic beard hair. No animals were harmed in the making of this epic beard. Wonder what they can do with ball hair.
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See anything weird about this picture?
Welcome to the world of taking scenic pictures when you go on a trip to a new and exciting location. Welcome to the world of beautiful photography demonstrating your exquisite travels. Welcome to the world of shadows making your leg looking like you have a penis and your friends pointing it out in public on [...]
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Petite hot girl destroyed by bodybuilder
Dear Future Ex Wife, I am sorry that my muscles are so big that my four incher cannot penetrate you. My thigh muscles can split watermelons. My biceps tear notebooks. My pecs peck. I can’t even see my feet because my chest muscles are so big. You may have thought that a human this large [...]
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Dude what’s up with your arm?
Does he have any idea? Someone’s obviously NOT a swimmer. What’s in the cuuuuppppp? Lame art in the background, take two! Someone has to shave, but we can’t tell who. 21 reasons to buy a razor. Stripes – they make your arms look bigger! Comes complete with the gay pinkie. Hemp – making hairy hippies [...]
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Hey Pig, wtf?
[nggallery id=8] Should we tell the pig? Do you think there’s an upset puppy somewhere not getting enough love? What happens when this pink f*cker grows up and realizes “hey, I’m not even a dog! Why am I sucking on these nips when I’m ten times the size the dog is?” This is like jungle [...]
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Breaking News – Rejected Peta Mascot Commits Suicide
Just kidding. It’s just a creepy ham cartoon in a foreign language. Looks French…but I could be wrong for once, which is more rare than you seeing a comet every time you jack off under the stars. Does anyone know what this says? Does anyone care? Will Peta be upset that I placed this image [...]
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