Some dummy in Brooklyn’s Park Slope area tried r4ping a screaming girl late at night, in front of someone’s home, and experienced an EPIC FAIL. First of all, she looks fat. So who wants to sleep with her anyway? No one but the loser failed r4pist of course. Second, she’s clearly screaming and you do [...]

Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]

This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]

Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]

Not quite as sneaky as Pearl Harbor, but Yuzo Tashiro shocks the goalie and scores one for the books. I couldn’t understand a word that was said in this sneak attack soccer goal video, but I am pretty sure that they all said GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL! and then blew 80 mph into vuvuzelas. Yeah. Remember those? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Guy on a Philadelphia Septa bus attacks an unsuspecting victim with the claw of a hammer. Insert clever witty remarks… What you do last night? I WENT OUT AND GOT HAMMERED! OHHHHH HE NAILED IT!

The thrower is my hero. Hey Justin, it’s a bottle of hair paste and cum. His hair is actually a helmet. Notice, it doesn’t move when attacked by bottles. Poor kid. Maybe one day someone will throw their dirty teen panties at him. Then again, it will probably be a Grandma.

Dude, wtf is up with his laugh? Sounds like a gay dude picking apples and finding a worm. Look at those long neck creeps just hanging around like they’re at a happy hour taking turns biting the gay black dude.