fat girl tased by police and she drops like a tree timbering over in the woods.

Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!

His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even sent [...]

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence.  I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]

Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

LMFAO Party Rock Anthem is the best summer song since Fresh Prince’s Summertime. In fact, Party Rock Anthem is ten times better because it’s a party song. Not to take away from Summertime, because that’s the best backyard chillout summer song, but when Party Rock comes on at the bar or club, the entire place [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

No really. That’s all this video really is. LiL feller looks like he wants to hug the guy who pulls the can off his head, but then remembers he has rabies and runs away. It’s ok, send a Christmas card and we’ll call it even. Or maybe don’t knock over my trashcans this week while [...]

Don’t you love how cute babies can get away with anything. What would happen if I did this? Smacked in the face, possible restraining order, sexual harassment charges? That’s why the crankers offices have all women employees sign a different contract, one which they probably didn’t ever read because we put it all the way [...]

This video is awesome because the fat girl is so nasty and grosses me out and she gets her ass kicked by a girl who could lay on a tree and look like a twig. Skinny Minnie loses first round, but TKO’s the heffer until she quits and waddles away. What. A. Bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXjF7sCIDWU Bunch of wild and crazy people in a huge screaming argument where I can’t understand a thing except something about someone’s sister. Watch the big black guy at the end who is kind of wandering in the middle of everything, probably making sure no one is getting killed, and some dirty a$$hole creeps up [...]

You stupid, stupid man. “Call 911″ haha. No thanks, but you can call yourself a dumbass, get up, and walk away from the deer. I think the man secretly wants to f*ck the deer, but that’s just me.