Quiet little buddy has quite the reaction to Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back. I wonder what his reaction will be when he finds out Santa Claus is real too! I bet you're reacting funny right now from reading that and finding out your parents lied about a lie when you were 12! He's real. I've met him in

Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]

I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at least [...]

This was in the news. Real news. But is it real? Who knows, but it definitely must have been an awkward birth for the husband who may have thought his wife was breeding with a white man! The sister looks mad and the brother looks happy. This is like a double chocolate super size oreo [...]

I’m not kidding. Around the 6 minute mark she has a bowl cut, muffin top, penis head haircut. Her Alejandro music video is like a ten minute movie of bizarre, odd, weird random sh*t from the cellar of a creative devil. I like it. Once you see her tatas flopping around, you can tell they’re [...]

Just kidding. It’s just a creepy ham cartoon in a foreign language. Looks French…but I could be wrong for once, which is more rare than you seeing a comet every time you jack off under the stars. Does anyone know what this says? Does anyone care? Will Peta be upset that I placed this image [...]