NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]

Bowling with protestors! This cracks me up so bad. Look at all these idiots crowding the street on ten speeds like anyone gives a f*ck. There’s cars that need to get by, and incase you haven’t noticed, the cars are ten times your size. What’s that mean? It means move to the f*cking sidewalk you [...]