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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!
NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]
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Real Life Samurai shot in the Balls and everyone Giggles
Funny video of a weirdo Asian guy posing as a real life samurai with a sword and funny outfit. He is confronted by police and he doesn’t give in. Police shoot him in the pecker a few times with non lethal pellets, but the samurai doesn’t give in yet! Then the police bring in the [...]
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More Casey Anthony photoshopped pics
Gotta love the fans out there who appreciate a good funny Photoshoppped picture of Casey Anthony! What in the world is Casey Anthony up to these days? I haven’t kept up with the news as much, so maybe someone can enlighten me on the world of Casey Anthony. I did hear she was in Ohio [...]
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Baseballs Boogers and Creepy Mustache
Rex Jones, the team trainer with the creepy mustache, is seen walking Bud Norris to the locker room. What you see looks like Rex Jones trying to get an umpires phone number by complementing him on his moobs, then Bud Norris gets bored and decides to pick his nose and stare at it while those [...]
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Loser guidos in a tornado
Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado. I haven’t ever wanted people to shut the f*ck up so bad. a car to flip over as fast as possible. fake tan losers to kill themselves. the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life. people to choke on tanning spray. light themselves [...]
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Team USA in womens World Cup vs Japan and no one cares!
Three questions: 1 Does anyone watch women’s soccer? 2 Does anyone watch soccer? And 3 Does anyone like watching women’s sports? 1 NO. 2 MAYBE PEOPLE IN BRAZIL. 3 NO! There you have it. The final answers to all questions pertaining to women’s sports and soccer in general. There’s only two women’s sports worth watching, [...]
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Who has the balls to throw two shoes at George Bush? HE DOES!
Funny video of an angry Iraqi man decides he wants to throw his shoes at George Bush. George Bush ducks and the guy misses, but he did have a decent aim on the head of Bush. Then it derails Bush’s talks about some agreements that I didn’t care to read about or listen to, because [...]
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Creepy Asian girl walking splits
Right now you must be thinking “damn it feels good to be a vagina.” She found out she could do this when she sat on a vibrator and it went all the way in, then she waddled on the floor the way a cat or dog drags its ass in heat. If this video turns [...]
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Petite hot girl destroyed by bodybuilder
Dear Future Ex Wife, I am sorry that my muscles are so big that my four incher cannot penetrate you. My thigh muscles can split watermelons. My biceps tear notebooks. My pecs peck. I can’t even see my feet because my chest muscles are so big. You may have thought that a human this large [...]
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Rap battle turns into real battle!
These guys don’t know, that they all suck balls. I learned it yesterday, by the writing on the walls. It said, come here little gangsta, suck on these balls, And when you’re done down there, go to my friend down the hall!
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Someone has no life
What bag of douche has the time or desire to teach a horse how to spin a hula hoop on their hind leg, while laying on their back, while exposing their big black cocknballs to the world MY GOD THERE’S KIDS WATCHING! I see all the blonds in the audience got a bit blush in [...]
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Max Thompson from Yahoo has it all wrong!
There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote: Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.* 1. No he is not more intimidating than [...]
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It’s funny because it’s racist!!
It’s awesome that Tyra Banks let these quacks appear on her show. These people are straight up wack jobs. I bet the dad touches the son at night. In fact, the son probably PRETENDS to be sleeping because HE LIKES IT. Ten bucks says the kid grows up to be gay and marries a black [...]
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Rachel Ray and Khloe Kardashian = 2 Gross Meatballs
I unfortunately sat through the Rachel Ray show while waiting for my car to be fixed at the dealership. She is dumb as sh*t. The audience has barely any reaction to any of the dumb sh*t she says. She reminds me of a fat tranny with a cute face who isn’t entertaining except for the [...]
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Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife, antoine dodson bedroom intruder!
This is like Prince on crack. Gay is the new black? Rape is the new breaking an entering? GTL for Getting Theballs Licked?
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Jason Derulo – Ridin’ Solo Worst Song of Summer
Easily the worst song of the summer. Look for my comments on his YouTube page. I certainly don’t hold back to let him know how much he sucks the pool balls through a garden hose. This song is more gay than watching Justin Bieber blow two guys at the same time on a ski trip.
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The Situation before Jersey Shore
How many turtlenecks can you buy at J.C. Penny before the sale ends? My dick hurts from laughing so hard, not because I’m wearing a turtle neck. Ten bucks says they’re all wearing Z Cavaricci’s on the way to a skating party. Looks like she’s in the middle of a sticky situation. Then again, maybe [...]
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Roast of Pamela Anderson hurt my eyes
Jimmy Kimmel hosted the roast of Pam Anderson. Every five minutes I was reminded about how Tommy Lee’s cocknballs resembled an elephant trunk, Courtney Love is a violent drug abused crackhead whore, Andy Dick likes dick, Bea Arthur has a penis, and Lisa Lampanelli is probably the fattest, ugliest, least funny girl who sounds like [...]
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Yuch it in a Bucket
Deer Park that’s good water. I don’t want to do this. Me either. Dad should stop feeding you. Yuck-it in a bucket. Why the f*ck are we in a bucket? This water is oil free. Puerto Rican hot tub. Skinniest hose I’ve ever seen; looks like a long straw. Watching turtles f*ck is sexier than [...]
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