Womens volleyball game interrupted by hooligans who start a miniature riot. the hooligans make this terrible game easier to watch. thank you hooligans!

Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!

Talk shows everywhere across United States are creating top ten lists of things that lasted longer then fatty no talent Kim Kardashian’s marriage to unemployed basketball player Kris Humphries, a player who’s career is about as relevant as the most unused crayon in a box of Crayola’s. I’ve decided that the entire wedding of Kim [...]

Chris Johnson signed a four year $53.5 million contract extension with the Tennessee Titans. I was angry with him for a while because I drafted him first in my Fantasy Football league, and if he held out for even a single game, I was going to insult him by trading him for Joe Webb of [...]

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

I came downstairs for breakfast and all I got was a planked table. Hugh Hefner needs to up his degree of difficulty and plank on that chandelier or the muff burger of an early 90′s model. Planking on tables is what bored people do at the morgue, but even they have a hot chick under [...]

Three questions: 1 Does anyone watch women’s soccer? 2 Does anyone watch soccer? And 3 Does anyone like watching women’s sports? 1 NO. 2 MAYBE PEOPLE IN BRAZIL. 3 NO! There you have it. The final answers to all questions pertaining to women’s sports and soccer in general. There’s only two women’s sports worth watching, [...]

I unfortunately sat through the Rachel Ray show while waiting for my car to be fixed at the dealership. She is dumb as sh*t. The audience has barely any reaction to any of the dumb sh*t she says. She reminds me of a fat tranny with a cute face who isn’t entertaining except for the [...]

Just read on Ball Don’t Lie the list of Eddy Curry’s monthly expenses and decided that he is a complete a-hole who does not deserve a multimillion dollar contract as a member of the New York Knicks, especially considering he played in only a handful of games last year, which was only a handful more [...]

You ever see a crazy black bitch fight? You don’t want to. They start ripping out weaves, hula hoop earings, cussing like yo momma ain’t done raised you right, and swingin them hips like they’re about to cause a tsunami. Now do you know why womens basketball coach Rick Mahorn stepped into a black girl [...]