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Barefoot walrus spotting at Walmart

big girl at walmart

Y U NO HAVE SHOES? This just in…a walrus was caught at Walmart disguised as a piggish pasty barefoot white woman with an exposed beer gut. The culprit was attempting to buy human clothes and baby formula. Customers suspected the imposter because usually white women wear shoes in Walmart, and the walrus costume didn’t include [...]

Angry Ex Boyfriend video

destroy cheating girlfriends car

Y U MAD BRO? Angry ex boyfriend destroys his ex girlfriends car because he caught her cheating. I guess this is an even exchange, until she shows this video to the judge. What do you do when you find out your significant other is a cheater? Tell me in the comments below.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

million dollars

15 bucks little man, put that sh*t in my hand! I don’t pay the bills, the bills pay me! This is my grandma’s collection of dollar bills. She earned them as a stripper last year. She’s young, only about 60. About to retire as her upper body strength and weak bowel control have caused a [...]

Massive bull sculpture

bull sculpture

LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT THIS WEEK Can’t imagine any wife would be happy when she finds out her house has been gutted and emptied so someone could fit a massive sculpture of a bull with a giant rock hard cloud of dirt pointing out of its rear end. Although it’s probably in some stupid museum [...]

How Asian people ride bikes

weird chinese unicycle

LIKE A BOSS I don’t know what’s more impressive, riding a motorcycle and bench pressing for 100 feet, or riding a pedal bike with one tire for 100 yards. This is seriously a tough decision to make. His weird unicycle video might have to settle for a close 2nd place in a “how to ride [...]

How black people ride bikes

bench press wheelie

LIKE A BOSS! The bench press wheelie video is the best thing I watched all week. He lifts mad crazy pounds while popping wheelies with the balance of the Black Swan doing her best ballet dance. And he turns into a transformer at the end. I don’t think anyone is gonna beat this. Not a [...]

Something is not right…

twilight

PARKING FOR TEAM EDWARD ONLY This makes me want to listen to Alanis Morissette and stab myself in the toes with a polar bear tooth because the first thing I thought of was that homo-erotic movie only 12 year old girls enjoy. No, not Twilight. I’m talking about Spice World. C’mon now, how dare you [...]

3 girls sitting on bouncy balls

when you see it

WHEN YOU SEE IT Does this surprise anyone? I bet this is right in Lousiana, home of southern cooking, rebel flags, and fat bottomed women. If you’re overweight, aren’t you supposed to stay away from red clothes so you don’t mimic Kool Aid?

Hot girl on chat roulette FAIL

hot girl chat roulette

YEAH GIRL LET ME SEE YOUR….WTF!!! Hey bro, stop trolling video chats for live girls showing boobs. You might not see something your weenus would agree to. Maybe get a girlfriend on one of the million dating sites out there. Or maybe you can go to the bar and pick up a straggler at 2am. [...]

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Do you know how I know you’re gay?

gay men at clubs

JUST GONNA AIR IT OUT A LITTLE I know a gay guy when I see one, and this is not it. This guy isn’t gay. He’s bi. He likes girls on days that end in Q, and likes guys on days that end in Y. He’s like those idiot vegetarians who still eat fish or [...]

Epic Guide to Man Boobs

man boobs

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE BACK TITS I know most of you reading this probably have front tits, but if you have back tits, then you need to send me pictures ASAP. Man Boobs are an epidemic problem. It’s almost on the same level as asthma in America. Scratch that. I think Man Boobs [...]

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