Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]

This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]

Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]

Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

How is this not the most awesome thing you’ve seen today? It’s 100% pure organic beard hair. No animals were harmed in the making of this epic beard. Wonder what they can do with ball hair.

I bet you thought she she was removed for being fat or black! YOU RACIST!! Lakeysha Beard sat in the quiet car of an Amtrak train and thought it was ok to talk on her cell phone for 16 hours about nothing. Passengers expressed their disgust and by asking her to be quiet in the [...]

There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote: Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.* 1. No he is not more intimidating than [...]