Hey thanks a lot for donating a few bucks. I don’t make much from this site, not even enough per month to pay a cheap cell phone bill. I do it mostly for fun, and Adsense sends me like $40 a month, which is probably less then a 12 year old’s allowance is these days. [...]

Seriously Dave Chappelle – stop hiding and get your black ass back on stage. You’re not funny when you’re hiding from the world. Stop being an irrelevant nobody and revive your career in only the way that you can. Can anyone name a comedian who is as funny now as Dave Chappelle used to be? [...]

When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]

Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]

Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

Is hot Katy Perry still in the building. If not, can you go get her? She really needs to see this. I think this guy is now the number one fan in front of Keenan Cahill on account of him performing his song in a crowded public bus. I may have to vote Bus Guy’s [...]

Forget your fishing boots and boats. Forget your rod. Forget your hooks and your cooler of beer and the one friend who came to your fishing trip because your other friend canceled at the last second. Forget that all and go buy a helicopter, because today we’re going extreme helicopter fishing. Watch this man grab [...]

  I can’t turn creep facebook for one second without someone updating their status about the verdict of the Casey Anthony trial. SHE’S INNOCENT! GET OVER IT! Maybe she is a meth loving trailer trash beer junky and possibly even a whore, but unless someone saw her murder the baby, then you can’t say she [...]

I will guess that these guys DID drink the contents before using the bottles as part of their not so straight musical experience. Hey, when you’re done beating on bottles, send them to Maine and earn a buck recycling. Everyone’s going green!

Miranda wasn’t that good at playing Madden 2012. In fact, she was downright awful. But Miranda, my friends Mom, challenged us to a round, and if she won, we had to buy her a case of Budweiser. If we won, she bought us beer for the strip club that’s BYOB and she dropped us off. [...]

If I was a repo man who encountered a biker gang, I would walk in and have a beer. Then buy them one. Then I would leave. Without the bike. Fuck that.