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Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!

Hey Derek, you're a douchebag and Yankees suck. Go Phillies!

NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

My awkward days in high school when I had no friends

My awkward days in high school when I had no friends

Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]

Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?

Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?

Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]

So this happened on my double date last night…

So this happened on my double date last night…

Fat man screams for a chicken sandwich at McDonalds. Me and my homie took our sweet behind girlfriends to get some chicken nuggets after sneaking into the movie theater. That’s where we encountered the biggest man on the planet in search of the best chicken sandwich ever. He was a fat man with a very [...]

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

Yet another Frankenstein Cat thrillers like Michael Jackson

Yet another Frankenstein Cat thrillers like Michael Jackson

Part two of what I hope is the next biggest trend since planking. Here’s how it goes. Set up a video camera, then put a cardboard box in front of the video camera. Then jiggle a keychain like you’re about to play with the red laser. Next, you make the cat go near the shoe [...]

Lady goes nuts during Transformers

Lady goes nuts during Transformers

The only ray of light in this video is the big black guy with the white striped shirt. He’s the only person with any common sense in this video, because he’s the only one smart enough to stand up and be all like “ya’ll wanna watch the movie right” and basically tell the girls that [...]

Fat cat stuck in a box

Fat cat stuck in a box

I don’t know why cats like boxes so much, but when this cat gets in, it can’t get out! Sounds like the nararrator was watching the Phillies vs the Giants game.  Maybe he should be buying bigger boxes for the cat, because that looks like a shoe box with a mammoth in it.

Mayor crushes cars with a big toy tank

Mayor crushes cars with a big toy tank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfySmhDASs If you park illegaly in his town, the Lithuanian Mayor will crush your car with a tank. Think he’s joking? Watch what he does to this Mercedes Benz. Whoop there it is. The Mayor crushes your car with a tank in a video and posts it on the Internet! Btw…what kind of weirdo toy [...]

WikiLeaks war video

WikiLeaks war video

This wikileaks war video is crazy. USA helicopter lays down ground cover for troops on foot. The helicopter takes out insurgents armed with AK-47′s and an RPG. The text on the video states that a few children were injured, which I am not happy to hear about, but why are the so-called insurgents bringing their [...]