voting priorities for americans on election day 2011

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Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Hey guys, I’m really sorry I had to post this cute dog video, but I have to please the women sometimes. I know you’re all into the cool funny videos and things that don’t mention the word cute unless its “cute girls” but sometimes you have to give some to take some. And I want [...]

Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

What bag of douche has the time or desire to teach a horse how to spin a hula hoop on their hind leg, while laying on their back, while exposing their big black cocknballs to the world MY GOD THERE’S KIDS WATCHING! I see all the blonds in the audience got a bit blush in [...]

In 1978, 900 selfish a$$holes people from Jim Jone’s People’s Temple drank cyanide laced grape punch and killed themselves. In 2011, a Hacienda in South Bend, IND, posted a billboard joking about the incident and 900 more a$$holes locals cried about it. Apparently 900 dumb a$$holes people killed themselves, because not a single brainwashed a$$hole [...]

Believers 1 – Atheists 0. I can see this battle enraging someone to the point they light themselves on fire during happy hour, or stand in front of a moving tank, or skin a baby seal to make soap for Scientologists, which doesn’t even make sense, but who cares? Political and religious vandalism are some [...]