Looks like the pervs of the world will be upset when they get to Crankers and see that “8 year old boys in a cage” are just some ultimate fighter fans pushing their kids into psychoanalyzed beat downs? “Cmon son, get in there and make dad proud!” Even though dad is a pansy who won’t [...]

Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]

Herrmerrrnn’s School of French Kissing for Dogs just opened. They’re taking applications. We’re talking about real dogs, not the girls you see offering bj’s under the subway station for $8 and a bite of your cornbread sandwich. How many of you are about to enroll your pooch in the best school for dogs ever? I [...]