Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.

Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!

When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]

His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even sent [...]

I will guess that these guys DID drink the contents before using the bottles as part of their not so straight musical experience. Hey, when you’re done beating on bottles, send them to Maine and earn a buck recycling. Everyone’s going green!

The thrower is my hero. Hey Justin, it’s a bottle of hair paste and cum. His hair is actually a helmet. Notice, it doesn’t move when attacked by bottles. Poor kid. Maybe one day someone will throw their dirty teen panties at him. Then again, it will probably be a Grandma.

There’s a person that these pants belong to. It’s not the size of the pants that shocks me, but rather the story behind them. Someone posted on LiveJournal years ago about a really big girl who would sh*t herself, her bed, and literally sh*t the whole house up when she wasn’t busy pissing in Pepsi [...]