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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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Rachel Crow has to Go!
rachel crow is a weird looking chick from simon's x factor.
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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!
White people church is more boring then watching Rosie Odonnell pick boogers from her belly button.
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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Boy reacts to the Empire Strikes Back
Quiet little buddy has quite the reaction to Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back. I wonder what his reaction will be when he finds out Santa Claus is real too! I bet you're reacting funny right now from reading that and finding out your parents lied about a lie when you were 12! He's real. I've met him in
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8 year olds in a cage? Oh wait, it’s just ultimate fighting. Duh.
Looks like the pervs of the world will be upset when they get to Crankers and see that “8 year old boys in a cage” are just some ultimate fighter fans pushing their kids into psychoanalyzed beat downs? “Cmon son, get in there and make dad proud!” Even though dad is a pansy who won’t [...]
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Bling Bling – homeless crackhead makes better music then soulja boy
Soulja Boy unfortunately released more music. The loser also recently commented about military troops not being tough, or hard, or whatever that idiot fake rapper who releases garbage says. What does he think, that his little scrawny self could actually handle the real world? Soulja Boy is more lame then JaRule, or at least on [...]
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I don’t always post topless Asian boys, but when I do…
They’re lip singing a dumb song to make a funny YouTube video! This kid is hilarious. His funny video is almost as cool as the lip dub videos that Keenan Cahill makes. Keenan has a legit video making crew complete with celebrity appearances. This chubby Asian kid doesn’t have anyone but his family and friends [...]
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Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!
NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]
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Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]
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This really happened and I am so glad it did.
Is hot Katy Perry still in the building. If not, can you go get her? She really needs to see this. I think this guy is now the number one fan in front of Keenan Cahill on account of him performing his song in a crowded public bus. I may have to vote Bus Guy’s [...]
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Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg
Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]
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Hugh Hefner Planked girls, now tables!
I came downstairs for breakfast and all I got was a planked table. Hugh Hefner needs to up his degree of difficulty and plank on that chandelier or the muff burger of an early 90′s model. Planking on tables is what bored people do at the morgue, but even they have a hot chick under [...]
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Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
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Family values – stayin true to the game
Mom and the girls getting busy when the boys leave on their hunting trip. Nothing keeps a family together better then laughter until they graduate to crack and start selling their babies to raise money for the addiction!
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Loverboy fails at home music video
This is why I don’t make music videos for girls anymore. Too much falling off the chair won’t get you anything but a sympathy card and phone number to an overweight nurse. BTW, my number is 212-479-7990. Call me ladies – NO DUDES THIS TIME! LAST TIME I PUT MY NUMBER ONLINE ALL THE GAYEST [...]
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Girlfriend Pwns, Boyfriend Fails
Something tells me the boyfriend miscalculated the strength of his sperm. He also miscalculated the effect of another penis in her vagina.
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Lovergirl mad she don’t have a boyfriend
I can only imagine the videos she makes when she does have a boyfriend! Like most girls, you’re crazy. Y you mad tho?
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My Dad the Centaur
Can you imagine going to a festival and wondering why your Pops is driving in a separate car? Wondering why his separate car is hauling a trailer. Wondering why you’re dressed like a medieval princess and your mom looks like a gypsy whore? Not me. My parents dressed me like Santa Clause and took me [...]
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