It's the end of the world as we know it...
Break
Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Marty Lempkin Commercials make ugly people smarter!
Thank you Discovery Channel for helping me discover the cure to my ugly, slow, outbreak ridiculed, 30 less brain cells then average, dumb as a brick life. Now with Energy Blaster 3000, I can cure everything that’s wrong with me. In fact, I even cured homelessness on a bum down at the boulevard last night. [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Girl I’m not your Puppet – a video to all the ladies out there!
I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?
I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video
This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!
Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!
NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]
posted by: jack in Pics
Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense
Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Total Blackout – this game can make or break a friendship!
Warning! If a friend asks you to play a little game of “what’s that smell” then you should probably decline. The best thing you can do at this point is offer to be the host of the game, or bring up the rear. I would vomit everywhere if I just found out I’ve been nostril [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Homeless guitarist meets a tourist
What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
MC Hammer Time Flash Mob – Can’t Touch This
Flash mobs are awesome when they’re done right. MC Hammer – Can’t Touch This is one of the coolest flash mob videos. It ranks high up there with the Micheal Jackson flash mob videos. Let me tell you the benefits of the Hammer Time video…first, sales for some random costume pants company sky rocketed on [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
This really happened and I am so glad it did.
Is hot Katy Perry still in the building. If not, can you go get her? She really needs to see this. I think this guy is now the number one fan in front of Keenan Cahill on account of him performing his song in a crowded public bus. I may have to vote Bus Guy’s [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Arena league football’s best fan yet
Give this guy an award for being the coolest fan to ever interfere with a game by trying to make a tackle. The football player catches a kick and is about to return it from out of the end zone, when a fan grabs him by the face mask and manhandles him. Then players from [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
London Riots Video
Sh*t just got real in Tottenham, London. Buildings burning down, citizens throwing things at police, people getting arrested, people breaking store front windows, police and citizens both getting injured. It’s mass chaos over there! London needs to let the army loose and put the city back in control, show the hooligans where their place is, [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Hugh Hefner Planked girls, now tables!
I came downstairs for breakfast and all I got was a planked table. Hugh Hefner needs to up his degree of difficulty and plank on that chandelier or the muff burger of an early 90′s model. Planking on tables is what bored people do at the morgue, but even they have a hot chick under [...]
posted by: jack in Pics
Switch hitter vs Switch Pitcher? Wtf?
This is an awesome baseball video where the batter AND pitcher are both switchers, and they switch for like six minutes straight until someone finally gives in and sticks with a side. No one has any idea what’s going on or how to react to it. This is groundbreaking! Rule changing! Sunflower seed eating baseball!
posted by: jack in Videos
p0rn spoof video
P0rn spoof video is virtually every man’s dream. What? To walk in on two chicks? No! To be an AC repairman! It’s way better then being a poop cleaner at the mall during lunch breaks at the Taco Bell. Best place to pause and fap is the 1:20 minute mark, now go go go!
posted by: jack in Videos
Kenny Powers representing K Swiss
Kenny Powers has like ten other videos, but none are as long as this recent video where he is the CEO of the K Swiss shoe company, representing the “tubes.” All he wants to do is sell some shoes, so shut up, buy the freaking sneakers, and stfu, otherwise someone’s gonna break your damn jaw. [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
The Real World – Migrant Worker Edition
The most one sided conversation an illegal immigrant hiring fraud can have with his imaginary friend, the conscience… Have you met Ted, Hank, Roger, Matt, Sally, Ralph, Nicholas, Martin, Hanson, or Christopher yet? Who? That guy digging the whole over there? Oh. That’s Jose. We pay him $4 a month and he does all the [...]
posted by: jack in Pics
Nude Irish Breakdancing
Like Tosh.0 said – “everyone’s doing the Dougie!” This is definitely one of those parties where someone sticks their dick in the mashed potatoes. I’ve always been afraid of being on embarrassing youtube videos, but getting caught jerking off my friend naked and upside down in the street takes it to a whole ‘nother level. [...]
posted by: jack in Videos