Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

P0rn spoof video is virtually every man’s dream. What? To walk in on two chicks? No! To be an AC repairman! It’s way better then being a poop cleaner at the mall during lunch breaks at the Taco Bell. Best place to pause and fap is the 1:20 minute mark, now go go go!

The most one sided conversation an illegal immigrant hiring fraud can have with his imaginary friend, the conscience… Have you met Ted, Hank, Roger, Matt, Sally, Ralph, Nicholas, Martin, Hanson, or Christopher yet? Who? That guy digging the whole over there? Oh. That’s Jose. We pay him $4 a month and he does all the [...]