Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?

Thank you Discovery Channel for helping me discover the cure to my ugly, slow, outbreak ridiculed, 30 less brain cells then average, dumb as a brick life. Now with Energy Blaster 3000, I can cure everything that’s wrong with me. In fact, I even cured homelessness on a bum down at the boulevard last night. [...]

I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at least [...]

This funny car commercial video displays a song that my high school girlfriend probably still loves, even though she dates women. But that doesn’t mean the song can’t apply, right? AM I RIGHT OR WHAT? Girls can do other girls in the bum, it’s true. I’ve seen it on Russian TV channels! This is probably [...]

I’m not sure how I feel about a computer telling me that I smell like a baby prostitute. How in the world does a baby prostitute smell? What is it, baby powder and cheap cologne from the previous customer? Cheap booze and smokes? This is just raunchy! Damn you Google! I can handle smelling like [...]

I will guess that these guys DID drink the contents before using the bottles as part of their not so straight musical experience. Hey, when you’re done beating on bottles, send them to Maine and earn a buck recycling. Everyone’s going green!

F*cking. Awesome. Song. I used to hate LiL Wayne for about ten days. Then I remembered he was one of the singers on the Hot Girls song, and heard the Cool n Dre song and was sold. Buy his album. He’s clever enough to pique the attention span in the persistently peeved, yet consistently evolving [...]

[nggallery id=7] Yo dog! Holla for a dolla! You gotta be creative to make a buck in this biz. If your sign simply says “homeless” or “hungry” then GTFO!