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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
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Steven Seagal brings SWAT tank to kill Roosters!
And the first thing I think of, which is not one of Steven Seagal’s karate movies, but a memorable quote from 40 Year Old Virgin – is “You know how I know you’re gay?” Here’s what happened. Steven Seagal arrived with a SWAT team to the house of some guy named Jesus Sanchez Llovera because [...]
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A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet
My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]
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Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.
Will there ever be a day when people wake up and realize that the mullet hairstyle went out 30 years ago? I doubt it, because if they did, then another terrible hairstyle would return to fashion. Imagine the perm and the 80s wave made a debut along with the mushroom headed bowl cut? That would [...]
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I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!
I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]
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I want to punch this dog square in the dick
First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]
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This really happened and I am so glad it did.
Is hot Katy Perry still in the building. If not, can you go get her? She really needs to see this. I think this guy is now the number one fan in front of Keenan Cahill on account of him performing his song in a crowded public bus. I may have to vote Bus Guy’s [...]
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London Riots Video
Sh*t just got real in Tottenham, London. Buildings burning down, citizens throwing things at police, people getting arrested, people breaking store front windows, police and citizens both getting injured. It’s mass chaos over there! London needs to let the army loose and put the city back in control, show the hooligans where their place is, [...]
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Girl busted meeting guys on MySpace
She has the best younger brother ever. He seriously instigates the heck out of her and gives us the best possible commentary. This is what siblings are really for, to make you go nuts every chance they can when you’re getting lectured by a parent. Sibling power at it’s finest. This guy needs an award! [...]
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Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
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video from our dance party last night
Sharivari in the house yo! You have no idea how fun it is to get a dance party going. This is almost better then the party in my pants or the party in your mouth. This is serious business and if you mess it up, I’m not going to like you anymore. Send me your [...]
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Family values – stayin true to the game
Mom and the girls getting busy when the boys leave on their hunting trip. Nothing keeps a family together better then laughter until they graduate to crack and start selling their babies to raise money for the addiction!
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Where Dick in the Mashed Potatoes comes from
This ol blacka blacka man has done been funnier then these old white ass men on this here ol Internets. His name is Mantan Moreland and he is awesome. He lived from September 3, 1902 to September 28, 1973. He sounds like the funniest guy ever, an originator of comedy before people even realized things [...]
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Flash Mob upgraded to Flash Rob
Tons of hoodlums lurk in the darkness, waiting for the perfect moment to stroll up in a store and rob that ish, yo! Look at them smiling as they casually steal whatever they want in their own little flash rob. What a bunch of losers! The store owner should’ve busted out a machine gun! Flash [...]
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Who has the balls to throw two shoes at George Bush? HE DOES!
Funny video of an angry Iraqi man decides he wants to throw his shoes at George Bush. George Bush ducks and the guy misses, but he did have a decent aim on the head of Bush. Then it derails Bush’s talks about some agreements that I didn’t care to read about or listen to, because [...]
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Angry Birds in real life
Just driving down the street and minding my own business yo. As soon as a friends purchases an Iphone, they immediately become less of a friend. Why? Because they get addicted to Angry Birds. Here’s a newsflash – get off your cell phone, stop playing handheld games at the bar, and act like you’re out [...]
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Attack of the Claw Hammer!
Guy on a Philadelphia Septa bus attacks an unsuspecting victim with the claw of a hammer. Insert clever witty remarks… What you do last night? I WENT OUT AND GOT HAMMERED! OHHHHH HE NAILED IT!
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Roast of Pamela Anderson hurt my eyes
Jimmy Kimmel hosted the roast of Pam Anderson. Every five minutes I was reminded about how Tommy Lee’s cocknballs resembled an elephant trunk, Courtney Love is a violent drug abused crackhead whore, Andy Dick likes dick, Bea Arthur has a penis, and Lisa Lampanelli is probably the fattest, ugliest, least funny girl who sounds like [...]
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F Betty White and her Animal Calendar
I am so sick of hearing about Betty White. She’s annoying. She’s not funny. She’s gross. She’s old. She sucks. Fuck Betty White. Fuck her idea of making a pin up calendar to raise money for animals. If you want to raise money for animals, then use attractive girls; not a gray haired dinosaur who [...]
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