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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!

Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!

Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She’s older now, and pretty hot. I’d hit it. Oops. Too soon?

And this is why we can’t have nice things

And this is why we can’t have nice things

My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It’s pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing run on sentences.

Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues

Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues

Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]

Of course you were part of a shark attack video.

Of course you were part of a shark attack video.

Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]

Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.

Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.

If you don’t know who Percy Foster is, then maybe you should scroll down and view the badger badger badger picture I made. Percy Foster is the dwarf lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay. Not only is Percy a Dwarf, but he’s a porn star. Hmmm. A porn star dwarf who looks like Chef Gordon Ramsey, [...]

Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?

Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?

I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]

Dr. Oz apology over Dancing Nurses; crybaby syndrome diagnosed.

dr oz dancing nurses

Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]

Nicolas Merritt’s Blink 182 video…The state looks down on what?

Nicolas Merritt’s Blink 182 video…The state looks down on what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Mwbhmxz3w His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even [...]

Chris Johnson holdout is over! Buy some new grills ya freak!

Chris Johnson holdout is over! Buy some new grills ya freak!

Chris Johnson signed a four year $53.5 million contract extension with the Tennessee Titans. I was angry with him for a while because I drafted him first in my Fantasy Football league, and if he held out for even a single game, I was going to insult him by trading him for Joe Webb of [...]

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene

Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene

Philly doesn’t usually partake in flood parties, but Hurricane Irene swept in some extra rain water that made rivers and creeks crest at a well above flood level. Delaware River, Schuylkill River, and a lot of the larger creeks, such as Neshaminy creek, which is about half the size of a river, decided to flood [...]

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

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