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Batman pulled over driving Lambo in PA

Batman pulled over driving Lambo in PA

HOLY POPO BATMAN Pulled over for not driving your Tumblr. Sorry Bats, but gotta issue you a ticket. Next time bring your real car. The real story is that this guy is a millionaire look alike who does charity events in his Lambo Gallardo and got a flat tire. The real Batman doesn’t get flat [...]

Do you know how I know you’re gay?

gay men at clubs

JUST GONNA AIR IT OUT A LITTLE I know a gay guy when I see one, and this is not it. This guy isn’t gay. He’s bi. He likes girls on days that end in Q, and likes guys on days that end in Y. He’s like those idiot vegetarians who still eat fish or [...]

Epic Guide to Man Boobs

man boobs

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE BACK TITS I know most of you reading this probably have front tits, but if you have back tits, then you need to send me pictures ASAP. Man Boobs are an epidemic problem. It’s almost on the same level as asthma in America. Scratch that. I think Man Boobs [...]

Kids fall out of school bus on highway.

school bus with door open

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE WINDOWS! Fake kids in a fake bus fell out onto the fake street of a fake town on a fake highway. Thank photoshop for letting me photoshop this photoshopped picture and for having you really think some kids fell out of a bus on the highway. This picture [...]

Fatal Nissan Navara crash

nissan navara car crash

I get nauseated watching this black Nissan Navara spin out of control into another lane and where it gets crushed by an oncoming truck. I don’t know why the person was recording their drive unless they saw this person traveling at a ridiculous rate or mannerism. I kinda felt guilty for posting this car crash [...]

8 year old smokes 25 a day and drops out of school

kid smokes 25 a day

SAID HE’S GONNA TRY CRACK ROCKS WHEN HE’S 9!! There’s like 90 people who need to get kicked in their decrepit crotch and tainted taint because of this dumb video of an 8 year old rebel doucher who smokes 25 cigs a day and drops out of school. First person: This dumb looking kid with [...]

Drunk girls on St. Pattys day

Drunk girls on St. Pattys day

OMG IT’S THE PARTY MONSTER! Hey everyone, look at me on my first day of drinking beer on St. Patty’s Day! OmG I’m so wasted bro! I just want to put on a fat green skirt, puke, order and eat a whole pizza, then drink more crappy green Miller Lite (that beer is for degenerates), [...]

Funny Shirts

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My Strange Addiction’s Rediculous Adult Baby

My Strange Addiction’s Rediculous Adult Baby

BABY SO CUTE I WANT TO PUNCH IT! My Strange Addiction showed us what it means to waste a cute chicks body on being an idiot. This four eyed nerd dresses in diapers all day and mimics the antics of a baby. She even sleeps in a big wooden crib and drinks four loko from [...]

Naked family arrested at a school.

Naked family arrested at Upper Darby High School

Let’s Get Naked and Pray, because that makes TOTAL F*CKING SENSE! Some teenager got denied admission to visit a friend at a school, so the mom, two 20+ daughters, and the 14 year old boy all got naked and began praying on the front step of the school. I’m sorry, what did I just say? [...]

Tebow New York Jets jersey FAIL

Tebow Jerseys New York jets

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! Two of the smartest guys in New York heard that the JETS were interested in trading for Tim Tebow, so they somehow made or bought a Tim Tebow Jets Jersey and wore it outside. Guess what else is outside? About a million people to see how stupid you are. Tim Tebow [...]

21 Jump Street movie didn’t suck a bag of you know whats.

21 jump street jonah hill channing tatum

Watched the movie 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Ice Cube, and Johnny Depp and the movie did not suck at all. This movie is seriously funny. Jonah Hill returns to his SuperBad days of high school perversion and geekery, partly because that’s what he’s like in real life – a somewhat chunky [...]