voting priorities for americans on election day 2011

Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!

Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?

Poor SpongeBob SquarePants got into a fight with two girls and got himself arrested. Patrick was nowhere to be found. SpongeBob fought one girl who looked like a tranny in tiger pants, and another girl who must be the ugliest girl at USC or just a dumb nitwit who buys shirts to colleges she couldn’t [...]

It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

Forget your fishing boots and boats. Forget your rod. Forget your hooks and your cooler of beer and the one friend who came to your fishing trip because your other friend canceled at the last second. Forget that all and go buy a helicopter, because today we’re going extreme helicopter fishing. Watch this man grab [...]

This is a direct result of the mom being a lousy parent and the cop being a trigger happy  idiot. She’s 14 – she’s gonna do dumb teenager things like every 14 year old girl does. Have you ever heard of a smart teenager? No. They’re all dumb because they’re teenagers. Mom – go see [...]

This whiny annoying old bag teacher smacked a police officer in the face and thought it was ok? He’s been wanting to smack her since she began talking with that annoying old hag voice of hers. She’s lucky he didn’t smack her twice. Once for smacking him, and once for hurting his ears.

This wikileaks war video is crazy. USA helicopter lays down ground cover for troops on foot. The helicopter takes out insurgents armed with AK-47′s and an RPG. The text on the video states that a few children were injured, which I am not happy to hear about, but why are the so-called insurgents bringing their [...]

This video is freaking awesome. He totally decks that bitch right in the face. He should’ve punched her hard enough to knock her out. Lesson learned ladies – DO NOT PUT YOUR HANDS ON A POLICE OFFICER!

What happens when you’re a 17 year old who wants to be on TV? You trespass onto the field of a professional baseball game to complete your goal, but make national headlines when you get tased, and everyone loves the fact that you’re wriggling in the grass getting electrocuted, and you’re more famous than Steve [...]