My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing

It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]

Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]

Give this guy an award for being the coolest fan to ever interfere with a game by trying to make a tackle. The football player catches a kick and is about to return it from out of the end zone, when a fan grabs him by the face mask and manhandles him. Then players from [...]

Well, more like being swung like a ragdoll in this Russian yoga video. The lady swings her baby like its a toy, and the baby doesn’t even cry. That’s probably because it’s already dead, and dead babies can’t cry! She even twists the arm around like a rubber band. This baby is either dead, fake, [...]

Did R2D2 get put back together? I wonder what happens when she watches SAW IV or The Human Centipede.

Hey Sarah Mclachlan! We’ve had enough of your pity commercials for sad cats and dogs. Your commercials make me weep so much that I have to buy three boxes of tissues because I cry for days. Now I don’t have a few bucks to donate, so I remade your video to help spread the word [...]

Welcome to the world of taking scenic pictures when you go on a trip to a new and exciting location. Welcome to the world of beautiful photography demonstrating your exquisite travels. Welcome to the world of shadows making your leg looking like you have a penis and your friends pointing it out in public on [...]

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In 1978, 900 selfish a$$holes people from Jim Jone’s People’s Temple drank cyanide laced grape punch and killed themselves. In 2011, a Hacienda in South Bend, IND, posted a billboard joking about the incident and 900 more a$$holes locals cried about it. Apparently 900 dumb a$$holes people killed themselves, because not a single brainwashed a$$hole [...]

Wise words from the midget purple man… “The Internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just [...]

Cry. Me. A. F*cking. River. There once was a time where players could intimidate each other and talk a little bit of trash and it was all in good athletic and competitive entertainment. So this jerkbait Dallas Braden one day says to Alex Rodriguez “Get off my Mound” and the A’s make a tshirt of [...]