I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]

I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. I [...]

Would you pay $6000 to have a creepy human sized life like doll delivered to your house? What if I told you it had useable parts. Yeah, you know, you can stick your banana in her peach pit if you know what I mean. Watch this video about these lifelike dolls and then tell me [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

I’m not sure how I feel about a computer telling me that I smell like a baby prostitute. How in the world does a baby prostitute smell? What is it, baby powder and cheap cologne from the previous customer? Cheap booze and smokes? This is just raunchy! Damn you Google! I can handle smelling like [...]

Wise words from the midget purple man… “The Internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just [...]