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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!
White people church is more boring then watching Rosie Odonnell pick boogers from her belly button.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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More Proof that No One Likes Tila Tequila
When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]
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Girl I’m not your Puppet – a video to all the ladies out there!
I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]
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Make a girl think you’re a magician AND a cook!
If you’re trying to impress a girl by cooking her a nice sultry dinner, and you want to top it off by showing her that you’re a tried and true kitchen magician, then you need to cook her some frog legs and make them dance before you bake them. Or fry them. Or grill them. [...]
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The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video
This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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My awkward days in high school when I had no friends
Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]
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Awkward “I need lessons” webcam dance video of the week.
I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at least [...]
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Team Iluminate video is awesome
Team Iluminate, from America’s Got Talent, might be one of the coolest acts I’ve seen all year. They’re so much cooler then the Mr. Splash guy, who is a no talent idiot who does nothing but jump off a small cliff into a baby pool that’s sitting on top of grandma’s old mattresses. Takes no [...]
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Party Rock Anthem is the song of summer
LMFAO Party Rock Anthem is the best summer song since Fresh Prince’s Summertime. In fact, Party Rock Anthem is ten times better because it’s a party song. Not to take away from Summertime, because that’s the best backyard chillout summer song, but when Party Rock comes on at the bar or club, the entire place [...]
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Proof that White Babies can’t Dance!
This little white baby doesn’t have any dance moves, let alone ONE MOVE that would even be considered a move. How can you be happy with this dancing baby video? If you painted this baby black and sent him on Soul Train, then he would get laughed off stage immediately. Seriously Mom, put down the [...]
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…and Black Babies can Dance!
I need to rent a black baby and take it to the mall. I would pick up so many chicks doing the stanky leg with my little black baby. Could you imagine what a white baby dance would look like? AWFUL BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T DANCE! Now back to the stanky leg. You go baby!! [...]
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Rhianna barely dressed video
Rhianna hanging out barely dressed in a weird costume during the Kadooment Day Carnival celebration. Not sure what that is, or where it is, but it looks like Rhianna’s surrounded by hoochie mama’s and she needs to get back to the USA ASAP. She can come to my house and wear barely anything at all [...]
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video from our dance party last night
Sharivari in the house yo! You have no idea how fun it is to get a dance party going. This is almost better then the party in my pants or the party in your mouth. This is serious business and if you mess it up, I’m not going to like you anymore. Send me your [...]
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Nyan Cat – the original
Someone asked me to post this because they felt that it was one of the greatest animated music viral videos on Earth. They were right. The nyan cat video makes me dance in my seat like a gay guy dancing at a parade. I feel so damn happy when this song comes on. Even better [...]
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Son of a Katrina Looter
His Dad stole buckets of Heineken during Katrina. Red Lobster employee of the month. Fill it to the brim, slacker. Fuck you too, kid! There’s two people walking in unison on the left. Fish and cardboard = lunch and break dancing. The brother of the amazing Nigerian kids new dance. Forrest Whitaker as a kid. [...]
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Old Man Dances to Lady Gaga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGAydXcdZ-s He’s either old and awesome, or old and on crack for this to exist. Either way, he’s entertaining. Even worse, there’s two douchebags begging for attention by dancing with him. If no girls wanted to f*ck you then, they’re not going to f*ck you after seeing this. For the record, I can only stand [...]
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Nigerian Kids New Dance
They’re better than anyone from American Bandstand, Soul Train, and So You Think You Can Dance put together. Don’t believe me, then you try and beat them and see how fast you get whacked with a vuvuzela.
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