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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
posted by: jack in Blog
Give me a ticket, I give you a chainsaw.
I'll take the parking ticket, and raise you a chainsaw. While you're at it, put in a new parking meter, because I just sawed yours down.
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Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!
White people church is more boring then watching Rosie Odonnell pick boogers from her belly button.
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21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.
Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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How to quit your job like a boss
Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie - I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And....a 1, a 2, and
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Thanks!
Hey thanks a lot for donating a few bucks. I don’t make much from this site, not even enough per month to pay a cheap cell phone bill. I do it mostly for fun, and Adsense sends me like $40 a month, which is probably less then a 12 year old’s allowance is these days. [...]
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Rant Worth Listening to – Orginal Video
Tell me he's wrong! I dare you! He makes all the best points you could ever think of about the United States bank system and how they're in a trillion dollar debt, and how Obama is acting like a stereotypical black person in the sense that the stereotype suggest black folks don't pay their bills on time. Pulling the race
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Dave Chappelle’s Samuel L Jackson Beer Parody
Seriously Dave Chappelle – stop hiding and get your black ass back on stage. You’re not funny when you’re hiding from the world. Stop being an irrelevant nobody and revive your career in only the way that you can. Can anyone name a comedian who is as funny now as Dave Chappelle used to be? [...]
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
OMG Cat vs WTF Kitty – who wins? You decide!
The epic cute cat video showdown featuring OMG Cat and WTF Kitty. Let’s begin… This is what happens when your cute cat is under sedatives and attached to invisible strings. You can pull your cats jaw down like a bad magic trick, and hope your cat doesn’t get hurt. Or, this cat really wants to [...]
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Dr. Oz apology over Dancing Nurses; crybaby syndrome diagnosed.
Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]
posted by: jack in Pics
The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video
This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]
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Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!
Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]
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Don’t Make me Snap my Fingers – song so catchy, I want it on Ipod!
How can you not like this kid’s music video? Seriously, this is way better and more catchy then the Friday song by that teenage dork Rebecca Black. Although, both of their videos are way better then any video I make, I still think the “elbow elbow wrist wrist” part takes the cake for being more [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.
Miley Cyrus makes headlines again being caught in public wearing a bikini. I wonder what life is like for a paparazzi. Just sit around stalking people and waiting for them to do everyday normal guy things, like going to a pool in a bathing suit. OMG, I can’t believe Miley Cyrus goes to the pool [...]
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Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.
Will there ever be a day when people wake up and realize that the mullet hairstyle went out 30 years ago? I doubt it, because if they did, then another terrible hairstyle would return to fashion. Imagine the perm and the 80s wave made a debut along with the mushroom headed bowl cut? That would [...]
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I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!
I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]
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Watch Hurricane Irene Live Video from New Jersey Shore
Gnarly Bro!!! Now we get to watch Hurricane Irene live in Ocean City, New Jersey, even though everyone was evacuated from the Jersey Shore. When you click the surf picture of a guy riding rocky waves prior to Hurricane Irene’s main arrival, you’ll be taken to Heritage Surf Shop’s live wave cam. The live camera [...]
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