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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself
Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.
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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.
Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this
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8 year olds in a cage? Oh wait, it’s just ultimate fighting. Duh.
Looks like the pervs of the world will be upset when they get to Crankers and see that “8 year old boys in a cage” are just some ultimate fighter fans pushing their kids into psychoanalyzed beat downs? “Cmon son, get in there and make dad proud!” Even though dad is a pansy who won’t [...]
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Scarlett Johansson Hacked iPhone pics = epic YAY!!!!
Everyone else is looking at Scarlett Johansson‘s leaked celebrity pictures from her hacked Iphone. So I may as well look at them too. Too bad I couldn’t find them on any of my friends cool websites, so I turned to trusty Google Image Search and BAM! Nekkid Scar-Jo all up and down my monitor. I [...]
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Steven Seagal brings SWAT tank to kill Roosters!
And the first thing I think of, which is not one of Steven Seagal’s karate movies, but a memorable quote from 40 Year Old Virgin – is “You know how I know you’re gay?” Here’s what happened. Steven Seagal arrived with a SWAT team to the house of some guy named Jesus Sanchez Llovera because [...]
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Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)
Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]
posted by: jack in Videos
Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.
Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]
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Homeless guitarist meets a tourist
What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always [...]
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Woman injects herself with horseblood
She claims this is art. I claim this is stupid. Her video is boring and the audience has that “why am I wasting my time sitting here watching this garbage” look on their miserable faces. I like the YouTube comment where the guy says something like “I knew I hated this woman before I even [...]
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Fat skank mom gives 8 year old botox
Raise your hand if you want to punch this dirtbag mom and her ugly kid in the face! Is it just me, or does the kid look way older then 8? Thought so. Your botox made the kid look older! Now she will resent you for life when she’s 20 and looks 30. It’s supposed [...]
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Joakim Noah is an ugly mother F-er
The only difference between ugly ass Joakim Noah and this dirty hairless mutt is that one of these face monsters wears a size 14 shoe and the other one humps a hydrant. Yeah, you didn’t know this dog had big feet, did you? More ugly athletes… Sam Cassell UGLY! Delonte West [...]
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LiL Wayne No Ceilings Cool n Dre
Even if you don’t like rap music, how can you not consider this to be an awesome song? Even if you’re a dirty hippie from Mars who only likes Phish and Kenny G love songs while wearing your Dad’s Mom’s g-string, you can still get down with this bad ass pu$$y popping ass shaking song. [...]
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Justin Bieber hit by Water Bottle
The thrower is my hero. Hey Justin, it’s a bottle of hair paste and cum. His hair is actually a helmet. Notice, it doesn’t move when attacked by bottles. Poor kid. Maybe one day someone will throw their dirty teen panties at him. Then again, it will probably be a Grandma.
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Die Antwoord – Enter The Ninja (dirty version)
This guy isn’t too bad. His name sucks, but he’s like the half pint Eminem of Europe. Then again, does Europe even have black people? No. So he’s just a rapper. But…change your name dude, it’s dumb as sh*t. Special guest TsimFuckis and a creepily hot girl who shows her camel toe at 2:47.
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Jessi Slaughter’s Ya Dun Goofed because I BackTraced It!
Ya Dun Goofed! Because I BackTraced It! Jessi Slaughter, aka KerliGirl13, posted a rant video online where she was upset and her knarly Dad with a cool mustache jumps in to say a few bitter words. The result? It’s plastered all over the net. Jessi and her family were on ABC News five minutes ago [...]
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Dallas Braden – Baseball Crybaby
Cry. Me. A. F*cking. River. There once was a time where players could intimidate each other and talk a little bit of trash and it was all in good athletic and competitive entertainment. So this jerkbait Dallas Braden one day says to Alex Rodriguez “Get off my Mound” and the A’s make a tshirt of [...]
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Breaking News – Rejected Peta Mascot Commits Suicide
Just kidding. It’s just a creepy ham cartoon in a foreign language. Looks French…but I could be wrong for once, which is more rare than you seeing a comet every time you jack off under the stars. Does anyone know what this says? Does anyone care? Will Peta be upset that I placed this image [...]
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Crazy Black People Fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXjF7sCIDWU Bunch of wild and crazy people in a huge screaming argument where I can’t understand a thing except something about someone’s sister. Watch the big black guy at the end who is kind of wandering in the middle of everything, probably making sure no one is getting killed, and some dirty a$$hole creeps up [...]
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