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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.
Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]
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More Proof that No One Likes Tila Tequila
When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!
NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]
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Looks like you’re making a mess, but it comes out awesome
It starts off by you thinking he’s making a complete mess and has nothing planned, but it turns out that the spray paint artist is quite organized. He’s about to paint an epic space scene with nothing but a few simple props and a few cans of various colored spray paint. His spray paint space [...]
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Dave Chappelle Sesame Street
The Dave Chappelle Sesame Street video is one of my favorite funny videos floating around. Just the fact that he made fun of a kids show in a clever way (on top of his normal crazy videos) had me laughing out loud. Dear Dave, Where are you? Why are you not being funny and getting [...]
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Loser guidos in a tornado
Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado. I haven’t ever wanted people to shut the f*ck up so bad. a car to flip over as fast as possible. fake tan losers to kill themselves. the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life. people to choke on tanning spray. light themselves [...]
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Mr. Douchebag music video
This song is great because it reminds me of exactly what I think when I see these douchebags down the shore, at the bars, in the clubs, at Denny’s, etc. I would write more, but I have to go tanning and fix my hair, then pick up my gold chain that’s the size of a [...]
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Will the real Casey Anthony please stand up?
This is proof that 90% of the people on the planet have a borderline retarded IQ score. First of all, Casey Anthony is innocent because the lawyers could only prove she knew how to party and act like a douchebag. The prosecution couldn’t figure out how to prove her of being guilty of murdering a [...]
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Monta Ellis douchebag tree tattoo
Will the real Mother Nature please stand up? I always wanted a baby tattooed near my nipple. I always wanted a tree with a belly button. I always wanted a tree with no leaves, because fall is my favorite season and I am a jolly hippy. The baby cries about the tattoo…not because baby is [...]
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Someone has no life
What bag of douche has the time or desire to teach a horse how to spin a hula hoop on their hind leg, while laying on their back, while exposing their big black cocknballs to the world MY GOD THERE’S KIDS WATCHING! I see all the blonds in the audience got a bit blush in [...]
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Casey Heynes School fight with bully
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStETqqw1XQ Punk 7th grader picking on a 10th grader because of his size. News clips on the radio say this little douche has been bullying the bigger guy because of his weight. The bigger kid takes a few punches and wants nothing to do with this, but he had too much and drops the boy [...]
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Cult Billboard
In 1978, 900 selfish a$$holes people from Jim Jone’s People’s Temple drank cyanide laced grape punch and killed themselves. In 2011, a Hacienda in South Bend, IND, posted a billboard joking about the incident and 900 more a$$holes locals cried about it. Apparently 900 dumb a$$holes people killed themselves, because not a single brainwashed a$$hole [...]
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Lebron James joins Miami Heat
Lebron James ditched Cleveland for Miami. Why wouldn’t he? Cleveland sucks. Who cares if it’s home to him. Miami has hot Cuban girls running around looking for dick, Cleveland has hoodrats. Miami has two stud players who can score on anyone. Cleveland does not have sh*t but a Delonte West the ugly douchebag motherf*cker who [...]
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Stupid Duck Face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ohT89flgc Me and this guy would get along great in person because we both agree that hot girls making duck faces are f*cking stupid as sh*t. Girls, don’t you ever actually look at your pictures and think “wow, I look like a complete douchebag whore?” C’mon. You have to. It’s as bad as guys popping [...]
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Old Man Dances to Lady Gaga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGAydXcdZ-s He’s either old and awesome, or old and on crack for this to exist. Either way, he’s entertaining. Even worse, there’s two douchebags begging for attention by dancing with him. If no girls wanted to f*ck you then, they’re not going to f*ck you after seeing this. For the record, I can only stand [...]
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This Skater is an Douchebag
He sucks at skateboarding. Sucks at being mad. Sucks at everything. He is a complete douchebag.
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