Right now you must be thinking “damn it feels good to be a vagina.” She found out she could do this when she sat on a vibrator and it went all the way in, then she waddled on the floor the way a cat or dog drags its ass in heat. If this video turns [...]

This is my summer beach song while hunting cougars at the bar. Or, being hunted by cougars at the bar. Either way, a 34 year old cougar dragged me out of the bar a week ago. I woke up on her couch, pissed my pants, and raided her fridge at 7am before doing the walk [...]