Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!

And the first thing I think of, which is not one of Steven Seagal’s karate movies, but a memorable quote from 40 Year Old Virgin – is “You know how I know you’re gay?” Here’s what happened. Steven Seagal arrived with a SWAT team to the house of some guy named Jesus Sanchez Llovera because [...]

He made $400.05 bucks last night. Guess what he did? Uh. Nope. Not acting! Not weight lifting. Not being on sound boards. You’ll have to read the picture, then close your eyes and visualize it!

Miranda wasn’t that good at playing Madden 2012. In fact, she was downright awful. But Miranda, my friends Mom, challenged us to a round, and if she won, we had to buy her a case of Budweiser. If we won, she bought us beer for the strip club that’s BYOB and she dropped us off. [...]

Ladies and gentlemen, step inside to see the wonderful egg that contains the worlds biggest cunt. The fantastic cunt egg will crack and reveal the cunty mccuntenstein. Complete with blond hair and loads of makeup, this cunty cunt will also tease us with a few vocal samples before changing into numerous costumes. They call this [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6PdyVrHO9g Beat that bitch! Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch! Who dresses the pregnant hookers? Violence is not the answer. Pink see through pants are! Crackhead pink panther pregger got a solid [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGAydXcdZ-s He’s either old and awesome, or old and on crack for this to exist. Either way, he’s entertaining. Even worse, there’s two douchebags begging for attention by dancing with him. If no girls wanted to f*ck you then, they’re not going to f*ck you after seeing this. For the record, I can only stand [...]