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Linda Weston’s crackhead trial about to start

linda weston

Would you trust her with your kids? I would only trust Linda Weston with my kids if I hated my kids and they came out black from a white wife. Actually, I would still love the kids, but I would hate the wife. So if I ever got married and my wife had a different [...]

Dentist shoots semen into patients mouths. SAY WHAAAA?

Dentist shoots semen into patients mouths. SAY WHAAAA?

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT SPERM North Carolina: Dr. John Hall, creepy pervert dentist from hell, has been charged with injecting his own sperm into the mouths of unsuspecting patients, one of which may have been 14 years old. I think this happened years ago, but I just recently heard about it on the Opie and [...]

Kanye West dating Kim Kardashian and no one gives a F*ck!

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KIM KARDASHIAN SUCKS What happens when you add one douche bag (kanye west) to one attention whore skank (kim kardashian)? Hopefully the answer is that they’re so wrapped up in each other’s clothes (or kris humphries) that they don’t come out of their house to bother the media anymore. And for you girls and boys [...]

Ridiculously Photogenic Guy picture

ridiculously photogenic guy

Why is he so good looking? We’re wondering the same thing. We’re also wondering why the creeper lady next to him is staring at the camera. We’re also wondering how awesome this picture is for a good PHOTOSHOPPING! He’s a viral meme now, so let the games begin! I want you all to make something [...]

I’ll Get You Bitch!

ill get you bitch

FUNNY TASER VIDEO This black guy has tazers basically gripped to his nipples, blasting him with megawatts and volts of electricity, and you know what this badass motherf*cker does? He turns and looks at some lady, probably the snafu who got him in trouble, and he tells that (most likely) crooked toothed beaver of a [...]

Play Runescape, get Girls

runescape girls

RUNESCAPE GIRLS I tried to figure out how they photoshopped this picture, but it is actually real. This guy is the pimp and the girl most likely is a stripper, paid, or has an extreme case of low self esteem. Or, she actually likes him. I think she likes him. He does, in fact, play [...]

Traffic LIKE A BOSS

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LIKE A BOSS! If you see this guy driving in traffic towards you, you may be inclined to say “you’re doing it wrong!” Instead, tell him he’s doing it “like a boss” because WE are doing it wrong. Wrong way driver for the win.

Dirty Hipster Trap

hipster trap

DIRTY HIPSTERS! I wish a hipster in a hoodie was shot instead of Trayvon Martin. Hipsters are not people. They are A-HOLES.

Rebecca Black is punishment for bad kids!

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WHAT DAY IS IT? That’s what happens when you misbehave! You’re forced to listen to Rebecca Black’s Friday song on repeat for an hour. That’s enough torture to discipline any bad child.

Funny pictures of a drunk guy in the tub

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Epic mini mouse drunk pics Nothing is more funny then this drunk guy drawn up as Mini Mouse topless in a bathtub. Sharpie needs to thank these guys for great product placement. It seems as though the inner ear canal is the perfect place for items in advertising. So I called pretended to call Sharpie [...]

This wall used to have art on it…

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Now it has what? I love when people paint over murals in a bad neighborhood and use white/light colored paint to do so. Don’t you know someone is going to just write on it again? At least if someone paints something cool, you can leave it up and prevent yourself from being in the situation [...]

Funny french girl meme picture

french girls meme

True Story This funny meme picture cracked me up. It portrays the smell of a French woman as a face. You know some of the French girls don’t shave or bathe, so this can only be seen as accurate, amiright?