The only ray of light in this video is the big black guy with the white striped shirt. He’s the only person with any common sense in this video, because he’s the only one smart enough to stand up and be all like “ya’ll wanna watch the movie right” and basically tell the girls that [...]

She ain’t even excited. Just like normal people, she lays there while he does all the work. Can you feel it now? No. Ok, how about now? How long until she says “wrong hole”? This is as entertaining as the raccoon sex tape. Oh wait, that was Paris Hilton in night vision.

Just kidding. It’s just a creepy ham cartoon in a foreign language. Looks French…but I could be wrong for once, which is more rare than you seeing a comet every time you jack off under the stars. Does anyone know what this says? Does anyone care? Will Peta be upset that I placed this image [...]