Getting revenge on seagulls for pooping on you, stealing your food, or simply for existing as dumb birds is easy. You need to have mad troll skills, a bag of Cheetos, and a vehicle to sit in – even if it’s not your own. Follow these steps and you will easily anger seagulls. And this [...]

If you don’t know who Percy Foster is, then maybe you should scroll down and view the badger badger badger picture I made. Percy Foster is the dwarf lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay. Not only is Percy a Dwarf, but he’s a porn star. Hmmm. A porn star dwarf who looks like Chef Gordon Ramsey, [...]

This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]

It’s great to know that all dog owners seriously love their pets. How could you not love this cute little dog in the picture. I’ll tell you how. With a shovel. I would hate this dog too. In fact, the dog grins at you every day because it pooped and peed somewhere in the house, [...]

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence.  I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mafN9E6AR2Q Its a sad day in Compton when a dude tries to rob a store and a 72 year old beats the crap out of him. Ten bucks says this criminal can’t do ten pushups, count to ten, or spell TEN. He can’t do anything right! I bet when he goes home, and his Momma [...]

I can’t believe I’m watching someone’s uncle whip their ass about Facebook in a video. Maybe you can tell him you’re soft! Tell him you’re a liar! And I’m gonna whoop dat arse again if I see all that gangster stuff posted on your profile! Now put that on his wall! I guess next time [...]

This funny car commercial video displays a song that my high school girlfriend probably still loves, even though she dates women. But that doesn’t mean the song can’t apply, right? AM I RIGHT OR WHAT? Girls can do other girls in the bum, it’s true. I’ve seen it on Russian TV channels! This is probably [...]

This is proof that 90% of the people on the planet have a borderline retarded IQ score. First of all, Casey Anthony is innocent because the lawyers could only prove she knew how to party and act like a douchebag. The prosecution couldn’t figure out how to prove her of being guilty of murdering a [...]

  I can’t turn creep facebook for one second without someone updating their status about the verdict of the Casey Anthony trial. SHE’S INNOCENT! GET OVER IT! Maybe she is a meth loving trailer trash beer junky and possibly even a whore, but unless someone saw her murder the baby, then you can’t say she [...]

Welcome to the world of taking scenic pictures when you go on a trip to a new and exciting location. Welcome to the world of beautiful photography demonstrating your exquisite travels. Welcome to the world of shadows making your leg looking like you have a penis and your friends pointing it out in public on [...]

Just driving down the street and minding my own business yo. As soon as a friends purchases an Iphone, they immediately become less of a friend. Why? Because they get addicted to Angry Birds. Here’s a newsflash  – get off your cell phone, stop playing handheld games at the bar, and act like you’re out [...]

Ha ha ha and holy sh*t. Some mother from Keystone Heights, Florida, posted the above picture on Facebook and it led to the mother’s arrest. The baby is said to be 11 months, while the mother is 19 years old. I can clearly see that there is no bowl in the bong, which the mother [...]