Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.

When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]

Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]

Funny video of a weirdo Asian guy posing as a real life samurai with a sword and funny outfit. He is confronted by police and he doesn’t give in. Police shoot him in the pecker a few times with non lethal pellets, but the samurai doesn’t give in yet! Then the police bring in the [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado. I haven’t ever wanted people to shut the f*ck up so bad. a car to flip over as fast as possible. fake tan losers to kill themselves. the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life. people to choke on tanning spray. light themselves [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpwThIYrDnY This is what happens when you can’t read the directions – an epic display of fireworks chasing every neighbor in town! LAWD JESUS CHRIST GET THE WATTA NIGGA!

This is a great remix. Good job being clever Mr. I remix videos on the Internet for a living. Without you, we have nothing.

Lebron James ditched Cleveland for Miami. Why wouldn’t he? Cleveland sucks. Who cares if it’s home to him. Miami has hot Cuban girls running around looking for dick, Cleveland has hoodrats. Miami has two stud players who can score on anyone. Cleveland does not have sh*t but a Delonte West the ugly douchebag motherf*cker who [...]

Wise words from the midget purple man… “The Internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just [...]

Believers 1 – Atheists 0. I can see this battle enraging someone to the point they light themselves on fire during happy hour, or stand in front of a moving tank, or skin a baby seal to make soap for Scientologists, which doesn’t even make sense, but who cares? Political and religious vandalism are some [...]