Everyone else is looking at Scarlett Johansson‘s leaked celebrity pictures from her hacked Iphone. So I may as well look at them too. Too bad I couldn’t find them on any of my friends cool websites, so I turned to trusty Google Image Search and BAM! Nekkid Scar-Jo all up and down my monitor. I [...]

Wowsers. Holy lard Batman. Fat guy can’t even get his neck off the floor. He looks like an obese Wolverine who hasn’t seen the sun in years and spent the last five years carving donuts with his razor claws. He’s the Krispy Kreme swimsuit model in the mens calendar for women. There’s actually a guy [...]

Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

Imagine you’re watching the Shark Night 3D movie. All cozy in your chair,popping some buttery popcorn, enjoying the amazing 3D effects of modern technology in cinema, and all of a sudden – a giant inflatable shark flies in your face. You. Will. Scream. Pee your pants. Welcome the Air Swimmers. They’re miniature inflatable blimps shaped [...]

Forget your fishing boots and boats. Forget your rod. Forget your hooks and your cooler of beer and the one friend who came to your fishing trip because your other friend canceled at the last second. Forget that all and go buy a helicopter, because today we’re going extreme helicopter fishing. Watch this man grab [...]

Oh hey kitty, would you like some fish for dinner? How about some milk for your lactose intolerant little kitty belly? Hello? Hello? Wake up kitty!

The most one sided conversation an illegal immigrant hiring fraud can have with his imaginary friend, the conscience… Have you met Ted, Hank, Roger, Matt, Sally, Ralph, Nicholas, Martin, Hanson, or Christopher yet? Who? That guy digging the whole over there? Oh. That’s Jose. We pay him $4 a month and he does all the [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStETqqw1XQ Punk 7th grader picking on a 10th grader because of his size. News clips on the radio say this little douche has been bullying the bigger guy because of his weight. The bigger kid takes a few punches and wants nothing to do with this, but he had too much and drops the boy [...]

In 1978, 900 selfish a$$holes people from Jim Jone’s People’s Temple drank cyanide laced grape punch and killed themselves. In 2011, a Hacienda in South Bend, IND, posted a billboard joking about the incident and 900 more a$$holes locals cried about it. Apparently 900 dumb a$$holes people killed themselves, because not a single brainwashed a$$hole [...]

His Dad stole buckets of Heineken during Katrina. Red Lobster employee of the month. Fill it to the brim, slacker. Fuck you too, kid! There’s two people walking in unison on the left. Fish and cardboard = lunch and break dancing. The brother of the amazing Nigerian kids new dance. Forrest Whitaker as a kid. [...]

If Laurence Fishburne doesn’t put on the Morpheus glasses at least once, then I’m going to be upset. But not as upset as I am with the Predators. I’m confused about this movie because they’re hunting humans. But didn’t the Predators and humans work together in Alien Vs. Predator? I’m pretty sure they did, but [...]