This is why I don’t work at a farm, because if I did, then I would spend all day trying to make the horse do a front flip. I would do absolutely no work until the stupid horse in the video completed the front flip at least three times and stopped being an epic fail [...]

Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado. I haven’t ever wanted people to shut the f*ck up so bad. a car to flip over as fast as possible. fake tan losers to kill themselves. the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life. people to choke on tanning spray. light themselves [...]

28. The answer is 28 illegal immigrants in one flipped over white van. This accident video shows the van flipping over, then 28 illegal immigrants piling out of the van and running for…well…the border. I guess. Don’t really know where they’re going as we couldn’t contact them for interview.

This is proof that 90% of the people on the planet have a borderline retarded IQ score. First of all, Casey Anthony is innocent because the lawyers could only prove she knew how to party and act like a douchebag. The prosecution couldn’t figure out how to prove her of being guilty of murdering a [...]

Do people really listen to this crap? Crank Dat was bad, awful even, and people who liked that song obviously have a low IQ and no sense of music. I can already tell you that the typical Soulja Boy fan probably flips fries while wearing a sideways Burger King hat and fake silver grills. Or [...]

This week I’m going to the dentist, just after watching the movie Teeth. Don’t fear, there are no teeth in my vagina, so it’s not that type of dentist. I haven’t been there in years, so apparently I need it. I lied. I believe I visited the grand ol cotton candy smelling, laughing gas induced, [...]