Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!

Turn your speakers down if you’re at work, because this Skittles newlywed video is LOUD and out of control. It’s actually very creepy, and probably why it went somewhat viral for about five minutes. I wonder how Skittles feels about their crappy candy being used so provocatively. I foresee the male population buying less Skittles [...]

What up niggas! These two girls fight while people circle and videotape on their phones! If they can all say nigga a hundred times, then so can I, because what’s the difference between black people calling each other nigga and white people calling each other bro? There is none! Stop making everything racist! We’re past [...]

Watching BEEF on the Fuse channel, and it’s talking about the beef between Fifty Cent and Ja Rule and I’ve come to the same conclusion I had years ago – Ja Rule is seriously a f4g. I can’t find a gayer rapper than Ja Rule. Not only that, but he’s about 4 foot 8, looks [...]

This week I’m going to the dentist, just after watching the movie Teeth. Don’t fear, there are no teeth in my vagina, so it’s not that type of dentist. I haven’t been there in years, so apparently I need it. I lied. I believe I visited the grand ol cotton candy smelling, laughing gas induced, [...]