Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.

I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at least [...]

Not quite as sneaky as Pearl Harbor, but Yuzo Tashiro shocks the goalie and scores one for the books. I couldn’t understand a word that was said in this sneak attack soccer goal video, but I am pretty sure that they all said GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL! and then blew 80 mph into vuvuzelas. Yeah. Remember those? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Can you guess who this is? Yes, its the fatter more Asian you, without the creepy dogs and weird arms and legs. Strength and beauty are the goals you want to accomplish with this weird workout video, so get your dog, your dogs friends, and open your legs. Then up, squeeeeze and down. Up, squeeze, [...]

What happens when you’re a 17 year old who wants to be on TV? You trespass onto the field of a professional baseball game to complete your goal, but make national headlines when you get tased, and everyone loves the fact that you’re wriggling in the grass getting electrocuted, and you’re more famous than Steve [...]