Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpwThIYrDnY This is what happens when you can’t read the directions – an epic display of fireworks chasing every neighbor in town! LAWD JESUS CHRIST GET THE WATTA NIGGA!

Like Tosh.0 said – “everyone’s doing the Dougie!” This is definitely one of those parties where someone sticks their dick in the mashed potatoes. I’ve always been afraid of being on embarrassing youtube videos, but getting caught jerking off my friend naked and upside down in the street takes it to a whole ‘nother level. [...]

Deer Park that’s good water. I don’t want to do this. Me either. Dad should stop feeding you. Yuck-it in a bucket. Why the f*ck are we in a bucket? This water is oil free. Puerto Rican hot tub. Skinniest hose I’ve ever seen; looks like a long straw. Watching turtles f*ck is sexier than [...]