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If women’s volleyball doesn’t have nice butts, then I want a riot!
Womens volleyball game interrupted by hooligans who start a miniature riot. the hooligans make this terrible game easier to watch. thank you hooligans!
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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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Kim Kardashian and her big fat butt
Why does anyone like Kim Kardashian? She has no skills, talents, brain, or healthy diet. She looks like a pig, her sister resembles a man, and her other sister is probably just annoyed by now but keeps her mouth shut to collect her checks. There is absolutely nothing appealing about Kim Kardashian or her fat [...]
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I can’t be mad at you, even when you sh*t in my sink.
Not every funny cat video or cute cat picture is funny or cute to the person who owns the picture. Imagine being the person who submitted these cat pics? The person has to clean all those little cat turds out of their pearly white sink. I can’t imagine walking into a bathroom to wash my [...]
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Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!
NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]
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Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?
Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]
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Gross bug eating video that made me really hungry
Talk about a gross bug eating video! This clip from Man vs Wild takes the tasty cake when he eats a fat larva. No lie, this video is seriously gross, so if you’re planning on eating a Boston Cream Pie while watching the giant larva video, then be my guest. Maybe you should record a [...]
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More Casey Anthony photoshopped pics
Gotta love the fans out there who appreciate a good funny Photoshoppped picture of Casey Anthony! What in the world is Casey Anthony up to these days? I haven’t kept up with the news as much, so maybe someone can enlighten me on the world of Casey Anthony. I did hear she was in Ohio [...]
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How to win at Madden 2012
Miranda wasn’t that good at playing Madden 2012. In fact, she was downright awful. But Miranda, my friends Mom, challenged us to a round, and if she won, we had to buy her a case of Budweiser. If we won, she bought us beer for the strip club that’s BYOB and she dropped us off. [...]
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Rachel Ray and Khloe Kardashian = 2 Gross Meatballs
I unfortunately sat through the Rachel Ray show while waiting for my car to be fixed at the dealership. She is dumb as sh*t. The audience has barely any reaction to any of the dumb sh*t she says. She reminds me of a fat tranny with a cute face who isn’t entertaining except for the [...]
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10 Most Hilarious Racist Moments on TV
Shut up. You know its funny because it’s racist. Everyone’s a little bit racist. Ask Avenue Q. They’re living proof! And PS – get fat ugly Rosie Odonnell off the screen. She’s so damn disgusting and gross, which both mean nearly the same thing so now I’m repeating myself of the things you already know!
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Man buried under a Mountain
Much bigger than your average man. Only thing to stop the Energizer Bunny. Rosie Odonnell spawn. He likes it on the inside. Moutain Dew is a hell of a drug. Don’t steal her f*cking donuts ever again. She really needs to wear shoes, but Reebok Pump high tops don’t fit on the cankles. That bracelet [...]
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Yuch it in a Bucket
Deer Park that’s good water. I don’t want to do this. Me either. Dad should stop feeding you. Yuck-it in a bucket. Why the f*ck are we in a bucket? This water is oil free. Puerto Rican hot tub. Skinniest hose I’ve ever seen; looks like a long straw. Watching turtles f*ck is sexier than [...]
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F Betty White and her Animal Calendar
I am so sick of hearing about Betty White. She’s annoying. She’s not funny. She’s gross. She’s old. She sucks. Fuck Betty White. Fuck her idea of making a pin up calendar to raise money for animals. If you want to raise money for animals, then use attractive girls; not a gray haired dinosaur who [...]
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Skinny Girl vs Fat Girl Fight
This video is awesome because the fat girl is so nasty and grosses me out and she gets her ass kicked by a girl who could lay on a tree and look like a twig. Skinny Minnie loses first round, but TKO’s the heffer until she quits and waddles away. What. A. Bitch.
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