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Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.
Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this
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Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.
Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]
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Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?
I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]
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Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.
Will there ever be a day when people wake up and realize that the mullet hairstyle went out 30 years ago? I doubt it, because if they did, then another terrible hairstyle would return to fashion. Imagine the perm and the 80s wave made a debut along with the mushroom headed bowl cut? That would [...]
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Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.
Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]
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How Hot Girls waste time at super bass Car shows
This bass video is an epic fail because the girls hair does all the shaking and vibrating. I could care less about your stupid over expensive bass system in your car because that only means you spent a ton of money on something 100% useless and idiotic. I want to know why you’re shaking this [...]
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This will make Shark Night 3D movie worth watching.
Imagine you’re watching the Shark Night 3D movie. All cozy in your chair,popping some buttery popcorn, enjoying the amazing 3D effects of modern technology in cinema, and all of a sudden – a giant inflatable shark flies in your face. You. Will. Scream. Pee your pants. Welcome the Air Swimmers. They’re miniature inflatable blimps shaped [...]
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her kitchen has a lot of bass
I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. I [...]
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Party Rock Anthem is the song of summer
LMFAO Party Rock Anthem is the best summer song since Fresh Prince’s Summertime. In fact, Party Rock Anthem is ten times better because it’s a party song. Not to take away from Summertime, because that’s the best backyard chillout summer song, but when Party Rock comes on at the bar or club, the entire place [...]
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Beck E-Pro has me trippin…
Even if you don’t like Beck’s music, you have to admire the beauty in the video. I’m not talking about half nekked girls, but rather a cool display of digital imagery and weirdness that makes you feel like you should be at college on mushrooms in a black light with a bunch of hippies wearing [...]
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Loser guidos in a tornado
Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado. I haven’t ever wanted people to shut the f*ck up so bad. a car to flip over as fast as possible. fake tan losers to kill themselves. the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life. people to choke on tanning spray. light themselves [...]
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Mr. Douchebag music video
This song is great because it reminds me of exactly what I think when I see these douchebags down the shore, at the bars, in the clubs, at Denny’s, etc. I would write more, but I have to go tanning and fix my hair, then pick up my gold chain that’s the size of a [...]
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Loverboy fails at home music video
This is why I don’t make music videos for girls anymore. Too much falling off the chair won’t get you anything but a sympathy card and phone number to an overweight nurse. BTW, my number is 212-479-7990. Call me ladies – NO DUDES THIS TIME! LAST TIME I PUT MY NUMBER ONLINE ALL THE GAYEST [...]
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Chick magnet fail
People like this hairy armed mongoloid seriously creep me out. This guy is more creepy then the freaky bug. I wonder if he lets it climb around on his jock strap. Oh wait. He doesn’t play sports unless it’s bug races in the hallway when his parents let him out of the basement. In all [...]
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Deena Cortese makes me vomit
[nggallery id=10] It’s Friday and I’m about to head to the Jersey Shore. I’m not going to Seaside Heights where the Jersey Shore cast hangs out, but rather a much cleaner and guido free part of New Jersey. I’ll be at *** **** **** checking out girls who are actually attractive, unlike Deena Cortese. Deena [...]
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Crazy beard man
How is this not the most awesome thing you’ve seen today? It’s 100% pure organic beard hair. No animals were harmed in the making of this epic beard. Wonder what they can do with ball hair.
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Joe Mauer back hair jersey
If anyone wants to shave my jersey number into their crotch, back, or chest hair, then please shave TF into your hair and send me the pictures!!
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Dude what’s up with your arm?
Does he have any idea? Someone’s obviously NOT a swimmer. What’s in the cuuuuppppp? Lame art in the background, take two! Someone has to shave, but we can’t tell who. 21 reasons to buy a razor. Stripes – they make your arms look bigger! Comes complete with the gay pinkie. Hemp – making hairy hippies [...]
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Joakim Noah is an ugly mother F-er
The only difference between ugly ass Joakim Noah and this dirty hairless mutt is that one of these face monsters wears a size 14 shoe and the other one humps a hydrant. Yeah, you didn’t know this dog had big feet, did you? More ugly athletes… Sam Cassell UGLY! Delonte West [...]
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Duct Tape Baby
Looks worse than being trapped in a military prison. If he doesn’t talk soon, they’ll resort to waterboarding. He’s either gonna spill the beans, or spill the guts. Osama Bin Laden captured the USA’s most secret weapon, a baby with a diaper full of DYN-O-MITE! His Mom really wants her child support payment. Maybe Abu [...]
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