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If women’s volleyball doesn’t have nice butts, then I want a riot!
Womens volleyball game interrupted by hooligans who start a miniature riot. the hooligans make this terrible game easier to watch. thank you hooligans!
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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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Rachel Crow has to Go!
rachel crow is a weird looking chick from simon's x factor.
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Fat girl tased and drops like a tree = HILARIOUS!
fat girl tased by police and she drops like a tree timbering over in the woods.
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Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself
Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.
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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!
White people church is more boring then watching Rosie Odonnell pick boogers from her belly button.
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21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.
Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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The Rum Diary – worth seeing it or no?
Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.
Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this
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Rant Worth Listening to – Orginal Video
Tell me he's wrong! I dare you! He makes all the best points you could ever think of about the United States bank system and how they're in a trillion dollar debt, and how Obama is acting like a stereotypical black person in the sense that the stereotype suggest black folks don't pay their bills on time. Pulling the race
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Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.
Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
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Abduction Trailer
Dear world, can you please abduct Taylor Lautner and replace him with a better actor? No one fears this dork. He’s a weasel, and I can’t take this movie serious with him as the lead role. Oh by the way, have you heard of Matt Damon and the Bourne movies? No, you may not have, [...]
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer
If you devote yourself to making this movie faster, then I don’t have to wait until summer of 2012 to see it in Imax. If you stop dressing Anne Hatheway up in a halloween costume, then we won’t complain that she looks stupid and that having a woman accomplice is a bad idea. I loved [...]
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Contagion Trailer
Watch out E-coli, you have a new competitor! If you catch this weird contagious virus, then you’re gonna turn into a blood sucking weirdo trapped in a movie screen trying to scare gullible movie viewers everywhere. I heard movie ushers will distribute hand sanitizer at every show so that the scared people can stop freaking [...]
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8 year olds in a cage? Oh wait, it’s just ultimate fighting. Duh.
Looks like the pervs of the world will be upset when they get to Crankers and see that “8 year old boys in a cage” are just some ultimate fighter fans pushing their kids into psychoanalyzed beat downs? “Cmon son, get in there and make dad proud!” Even though dad is a pansy who won’t [...]
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Girl I’m not your Puppet – a video to all the ladies out there!
I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]
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