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Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself
Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.
Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]
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Abduction Trailer
Dear world, can you please abduct Taylor Lautner and replace him with a better actor? No one fears this dork. He’s a weasel, and I can’t take this movie serious with him as the lead role. Oh by the way, have you heard of Matt Damon and the Bourne movies? No, you may not have, [...]
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Hey Dad, WTF we gonna do with this? I dunno son, Photoshop it.
I have no idea what that weird alien looking Pinata is. I don’t know where it came from. I woke up and it was in my garage. The next thing I know, the neighbors dog is humping it ridiculously, and I had to pry the dog from the alien pinata. I don’t like when dogs [...]
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Nicolas Merritt’s Blink 182 video…The state looks down on what?
His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even sent [...]
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2 Chatbots talking – and this is why divorce rate is so high!
I have heard this conversation between a man and a woman a million times, and nine times out of ten it becomes an argument, then a divorce, then court battles and legal fees. I bet half of you folks out there can relate to this video of the chat bots talking together because the woman [...]
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I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!
I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]
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Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival
Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]
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Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]
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My awkward days in high school when I had no friends
Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]
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Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?
Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]
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MC Hammer Time Flash Mob – Can’t Touch This
Flash mobs are awesome when they’re done right. MC Hammer – Can’t Touch This is one of the coolest flash mob videos. It ranks high up there with the Micheal Jackson flash mob videos. Let me tell you the benefits of the Hammer Time video…first, sales for some random costume pants company sky rocketed on [...]
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This really happened and I am so glad it did.
Is hot Katy Perry still in the building. If not, can you go get her? She really needs to see this. I think this guy is now the number one fan in front of Keenan Cahill on account of him performing his song in a crowded public bus. I may have to vote Bus Guy’s [...]
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Creepy Frankenstein Cat belongs in the Thriller video
My cat does this all the time. She sits there, subconsciously thinking about killing people and bugs, and when something moves (that doesn’t normally move, like a jelly donut), she stands on two back legs while the front legs and face look scared in a hunched over position. Then there’s times where my cat will [...]
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Arena league football’s best fan yet
Give this guy an award for being the coolest fan to ever interfere with a game by trying to make a tackle. The football player catches a kick and is about to return it from out of the end zone, when a fan grabs him by the face mask and manhandles him. Then players from [...]
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Team Iluminate video is awesome
Team Iluminate, from America’s Got Talent, might be one of the coolest acts I’ve seen all year. They’re so much cooler then the Mr. Splash guy, who is a no talent idiot who does nothing but jump off a small cliff into a baby pool that’s sitting on top of grandma’s old mattresses. Takes no [...]
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Beck E-Pro has me trippin…
Even if you don’t like Beck’s music, you have to admire the beauty in the video. I’m not talking about half nekked girls, but rather a cool display of digital imagery and weirdness that makes you feel like you should be at college on mushrooms in a black light with a bunch of hippies wearing [...]
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Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
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Dave Chappelle Sesame Street
The Dave Chappelle Sesame Street video is one of my favorite funny videos floating around. Just the fact that he made fun of a kids show in a clever way (on top of his normal crazy videos) had me laughing out loud. Dear Dave, Where are you? Why are you not being funny and getting [...]
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