Everyone else is looking at Scarlett Johansson‘s leaked celebrity pictures from her hacked Iphone. So I may as well look at them too. Too bad I couldn’t find them on any of my friends cool websites, so I turned to trusty Google Image Search and BAM! Nekkid Scar-Jo all up and down my monitor. I [...]

No really. That’s all this video really is. LiL feller looks like he wants to hug the guy who pulls the can off his head, but then remembers he has rabies and runs away. It’s ok, send a Christmas card and we’ll call it even. Or maybe don’t knock over my trashcans this week while [...]

She ain’t even excited. Just like normal people, she lays there while he does all the work. Can you feel it now? No. Ok, how about now? How long until she says “wrong hole”? This is as entertaining as the raccoon sex tape. Oh wait, that was Paris Hilton in night vision.

Nothing better than my California Girl showing some boob. Pretty soon she’ll look like a raccoon crawling in a trash can in a sex tape. Oh wait. That’s Paris Hilton.