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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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Kim Kardashian and her big fat butt
Why does anyone like Kim Kardashian? She has no skills, talents, brain, or healthy diet. She looks like a pig, her sister resembles a man, and her other sister is probably just annoyed by now but keeps her mouth shut to collect her checks. There is absolutely nothing appealing about Kim Kardashian or her fat [...]
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Teen thug loses fight with old man
Looks like someone is an idiot! Since when is it cool to beat up old people? IT’S ALWAYS COOL. Unfortunately for this young chappy, the old man whopped the younger guys behind like a raw turkey with no feathers getting leather whipped by that dominatrix creature from the movie Pulp Fiction.
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Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!
Wowsers. Holy lard Batman. Fat guy can’t even get his neck off the floor. He looks like an obese Wolverine who hasn’t seen the sun in years and spent the last five years carving donuts with his razor claws. He’s the Krispy Kreme swimsuit model in the mens calendar for women. There’s actually a guy [...]
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Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.
Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]
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Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival
Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]
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Total Blackout – this game can make or break a friendship!
Warning! If a friend asks you to play a little game of “what’s that smell” then you should probably decline. The best thing you can do at this point is offer to be the host of the game, or bring up the rear. I would vomit everywhere if I just found out I’ve been nostril [...]
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Cool Jonathan Post and his creepy 3D eyeball invention
Can’t. Stop. Blinking! What if someone plays a prank on Jonathan Post and disables the buttons that stop him from blinking so fast? Or staples this to his head when he’s sleeping? What if his eyes keep blinking when he removes the apparatus and he sees everything in double 3D? He could totally see 3D [...]
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Lays weird commercial video
Here’s a perfect example of a weird commercial video that makes no sense at all, but is awesome in how weird it is. It’s by the potato chip company Lays and it’s strikingly bizarre. I don’t speak much Spanish, but I am certain that even the people in Spain or Mexico have no clue what’s [...]
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Beck E-Pro has me trippin…
Even if you don’t like Beck’s music, you have to admire the beauty in the video. I’m not talking about half nekked girls, but rather a cool display of digital imagery and weirdness that makes you feel like you should be at college on mushrooms in a black light with a bunch of hippies wearing [...]
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Epic Whole Foods resignation letter
This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]
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Uncle whoops ass for Facebook
I can’t believe I’m watching someone’s uncle whip their ass about Facebook in a video. Maybe you can tell him you’re soft! Tell him you’re a liar! And I’m gonna whoop dat arse again if I see all that gangster stuff posted on your profile! Now put that on his wall! I guess next time [...]
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Chip clips work, but a taser is more fun!
Apparently you can put a giant office chip clip on a cats neck and they’ll lay there while you do whatever you want to it. Looks like we’re gonna have to field test this with women at the bar this weekend. This seems less illegal then roofies and less painful then a taser. Wish us [...]
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Clark retirement community is better then autotune
What happens when 90 retired people, who account for 90 million wrinkles, 80 thousand soiled pants, and 10,000 cheek pinches per day, get their hands on a video camera and radio? They make a music video. This funny music video reminds me of my days at college where we’d make awful videos. However, the Clark [...]
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Deena Cortese makes me vomit
[nggallery id=10] It’s Friday and I’m about to head to the Jersey Shore. I’m not going to Seaside Heights where the Jersey Shore cast hangs out, but rather a much cleaner and guido free part of New Jersey. I’ll be at *** **** **** checking out girls who are actually attractive, unlike Deena Cortese. Deena [...]
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Monta Ellis douchebag tree tattoo
Will the real Mother Nature please stand up? I always wanted a baby tattooed near my nipple. I always wanted a tree with a belly button. I always wanted a tree with no leaves, because fall is my favorite season and I am a jolly hippy. The baby cries about the tattoo…not because baby is [...]
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Dude what’s up with your arm?
Does he have any idea? Someone’s obviously NOT a swimmer. What’s in the cuuuuppppp? Lame art in the background, take two! Someone has to shave, but we can’t tell who. 21 reasons to buy a razor. Stripes – they make your arms look bigger! Comes complete with the gay pinkie. Hemp – making hairy hippies [...]
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LiL Wayne No Ceilings Cool n Dre
Even if you don’t like rap music, how can you not consider this to be an awesome song? Even if you’re a dirty hippie from Mars who only likes Phish and Kenny G love songs while wearing your Dad’s Mom’s g-string, you can still get down with this bad ass pu$$y popping ass shaking song. [...]
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