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Funny pictures of a drunk guy in the tub

funny party pictures

Epic mini mouse drunk pics Nothing is more funny then this drunk guy drawn up as Mini Mouse topless in a bathtub. Sharpie needs to thank these guys for great product placement. It seems as though the inner ear canal is the perfect place for items in advertising. So I called pretended to call Sharpie [...]

This wall used to have art on it…

penises

Now it has what? I love when people paint over murals in a bad neighborhood and use white/light colored paint to do so. Don’t you know someone is going to just write on it again? At least if someone paints something cool, you can leave it up and prevent yourself from being in the situation [...]

Harry Potter caught kissing a dude

harry potter gay

Who is lady? Who is tramp? Tough to figure out who is who in an all time funny photoshopped picture of Harry Potter and his nemesis. Funny thing is, I don’t even know who the bald guy is, but I know he’s a bad guy. Yep, sorry folks. I’m straight. Didn’t watch Harry Potter. I’d [...]

Big Teen Mom Picture

teen mom

MULTITASKING LEVEL 20 Have you ever seen a girl you just want to hit in the face with a dead beaver? I would seriously swing a cactus at this truffle of a troll. I would tell her that I saw someone walking away with her baby to see if she freaks out because she’s gone [...]

Funny picture of a bad penis tattoo

penis tattoo

PENIS PENIS PENISSSSS! We get it. You love your kid. But maybe your reject tattoo artist could’ve suggested that you add a wrist and some more details so that the jaded minds of the web don’t automatically think it’s a midget hand wrecking a woody. I thought it was a daily reminder to masturbate. Clearly [...]

Did you feel awkward laughing?

so wrong

Hard not to laugh. Especially when you’re reading it in front of friends. If you don’t laugh, then you become the oversensitive dork who will not ever see a naked woman again. Have you met my friend World of Warcraft?

Buy me a Cup of Coffee?

THANKS FOR HELPING CRANKERS!!! This site costs money to run, and earning 22cents per day with those dinky little ads isn’t cutting it, so I pulled most of the worthless advertising off the page. If someone ever wants to advertise, I’d be glad to talk, but for now, all I can do is take donations. [...]

F*ck Trayvon Martin and F*ck his Mom too!

F*ck Trayvon Martin and F*ck his Mom too!

Actually…The MEDIA IS A DOUCHE! The conglomerate media is doing the world an injustice by posting old pictures of Trayvon and the half white guy who shot him.  It’s completely stupid. Show us pictures of the two from a week ago. Let’s see what their background is like NOW, not 7 years ago. And calling [...]

Barefoot walrus spotting at Walmart

big girl at walmart

Y U NO HAVE SHOES? This just in…a walrus was caught at Walmart disguised as a piggish pasty barefoot white woman with an exposed beer gut. The culprit was attempting to buy human clothes and baby formula. Customers suspected the imposter because usually white women wear shoes in Walmart, and the walrus costume didn’t include [...]

Angry Ex Boyfriend video

destroy cheating girlfriends car

Y U MAD BRO? Angry ex boyfriend destroys his ex girlfriends car because he caught her cheating. I guess this is an even exchange, until she shows this video to the judge. What do you do when you find out your significant other is a cheater? Tell me in the comments below.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

million dollars

15 bucks little man, put that sh*t in my hand! I don’t pay the bills, the bills pay me! This is my grandma’s collection of dollar bills. She earned them as a stripper last year. She’s young, only about 60. About to retire as her upper body strength and weak bowel control have caused a [...]

Massive bull sculpture

bull sculpture

LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT THIS WEEK Can’t imagine any wife would be happy when she finds out her house has been gutted and emptied so someone could fit a massive sculpture of a bull with a giant rock hard cloud of dirt pointing out of its rear end. Although it’s probably in some stupid museum [...]