Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at least [...]

Since when does a drunk Russian fight involve a dolphin? Since right now. The drunk fight at the Russian aquarium has a cute girl, a dolphin, a drunk guy, inefficient security guards, a multi-person brawl, and a 12 year old girl fetching a shoe from the water. I want to know where the dolphin goes [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Gus the dog brings the pool inside because he doesn’t want it to get rained on or used by racoons. I wish the door was open more and the dog got to swim inside. Makes me wonder though, why haven’t dogs evolved and learned how to finally open doors? It makes me think that the [...]

Someone asked me to post this because they felt that it was one of the greatest animated music viral videos on Earth. They were right. The nyan cat video makes me dance in my seat like a gay guy dancing at a parade. I feel so damn happy when this song comes on. Even better [...]

These guys don’t know, that they all suck balls. I learned it yesterday, by the writing on the walls. It said, come here little gangsta, suck on these balls, And when you’re done down there, go to my friend down the hall!

It happens all the time. Your wife is pregnant and about to birth a child. You bring the whole family to see her bring the new family member into the household. Then she sh*ts on you, no pun intended, and the kid comes out looking like it’s been at a tanning salon with absolutely no [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStETqqw1XQ Punk 7th grader picking on a 10th grader because of his size. News clips on the radio say this little douche has been bullying the bigger guy because of his weight. The bigger kid takes a few punches and wants nothing to do with this, but he had too much and drops the boy [...]

This video is freaking awesome. He totally decks that bitch right in the face. He should’ve punched her hard enough to knock her out. Lesson learned ladies – DO NOT PUT YOUR HANDS ON A POLICE OFFICER!

Ya Dun Goofed! Because I BackTraced It! Jessi Slaughter, aka KerliGirl13, posted a rant video online where she was upset and her knarly Dad with a cool mustache jumps in to say a few bitter words. The result? It’s plastered all over the net. Jessi and her family were on ABC News five minutes ago [...]

Just read on Ball Don’t Lie the list of Eddy Curry’s monthly expenses and decided that he is a complete a-hole who does not deserve a multimillion dollar contract as a member of the New York Knicks, especially considering he played in only a handful of games last year, which was only a handful more [...]

Philly. I grew up here. Lived, learned, and loved everything about it. Except one thing. Half of the people here. Why is it that at least half of the people here are d-bags? I get it. You’re huge. But does that mean you have to stand in the entire doorway when someone else is walking [...]